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Originally Posted by jimspafford
not superstitious just not taking any chances
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The whole renaming ceremony ******** is just that but with the added advantage of an excuse for a pissup. Please don't take it seriously.
Give all due homage to Neptune, and Poseiden with rise up and bite you on the bum. Give it up for Poseiden and Yaweh will get all narkey with you cos you should know that Jehovah is a petty jealous old **** much given to taking revenge on anything and anybody, often for no good reason.
No matter how careful you are by the end of the ceremony you will be (or at least should be) so stonkered that you'l have forgotten a whole slew of minor gods of the sea and , well, you're doomed.
Best thing for you to do is go below, open all your sea cocks and accept you fate.