CP...Let me try to summaraize what Jackie Mason would say about surveyors from the perspective of a Jewish mother of one:
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So Shirl...whatever became of that son of yours?
Oh he's a very successful professional man.
Professional...like a doctor or a lawyer?
Yes...he's a diagnostician!
Oy, you must be very proud. Does he make a good living?
Oh yes, he is one of the top men in his field. He charges $25 a foot.
Oh, so he's a podiatrist?
Well not exactly....he just recommends what people should get done but doesn't get his hands dirty.
How nice for you...a professional man with an inside job!
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