After a siesta I decided to have a look about the place, to the east of where I am anchored is a very flash hotel resort, prices start at 300 Euros per night + tax room only. So I put on my best white shirt and clean board shorts, the ones without
paint and wandered in via the hotel dock. I must have looked lost because staff kept asking me if I needed anything, I said "No just looking for the family" and they left me alone. Had Two real coffees one after the other the Barista looked at me kind of strange, but he was the one serving the coffee in a cup not much bigger than a shot glass. So with my trying to speak French and him broken English we came to an agreement, after lots of "no,no Misure and me saying "Wee Wee, is good" which by the way was making my head spin, that or the coffee. My next coffee arrived in a beer glass "tray magnifique" I will be going back tomorrow. After coffee and watching the fish swim under the bar, which has a glass floor if you hadn't guessed, I made my way over to the pool to check the water on entering the pool area, found the help yourself free soft drinks fridge I was approached by an important man, he must b e important he had hands free ear pieces on each ear and a
radio on his belt and he wore blue. Ooh ooh I thought as he came directly for me, and said "Bon dour Misure *&%&^*&^ (*%^&". I said sorry only English, he said "How many towels would you like". So I said "two will be fine thanks" So there I camped for the rest of the afternoon by the pool laying on a pool lounge with a towel for a pillow and going for a swim in the cool water when ever it got two hot and people watched.