Hurricanes, hurricanes as far as I see
One after another from troubling sea
Much like hemorrhoids, sore and inflamed
Apprehension and tension, they can be blamed.
Living in Orlando, X marked the spot
Frances and Charley crossed in a trot
Whirling and swirling, they brought their wrath
Scattering the remains of my roof in their path.
After retiring, moving back home I must say
Melbourne felt comfortable, looking for a better day
Then 'long cometh Wilma with galloping hoof
Thumbed up her nose and stole part of my roof.
Two years of complacency, sooo nice I must say
A douche bag of a storm, a prolonged visit by Fay
Never so much water, it rained cats and dogs
We even gave mouth to mouth to wet drowning frogs.
Twenty two inches later and right up to the door
Just like poor Noah, I was shook to my core
So out to the shed, I ran with care
Not a drop was found, my heritage springer was there.
So now Hanna does threaten, our sanity at best
Just like a hurricane, deals a weathering test
Florida, Georgia, South Carolina, oh where will she go
Wallowing without much direction like some drunken ho.
There's something disturbing that I do not like
For right behind Hanna is upstart called Ike
It's like being in a barrel of do-do, it's just my luck
And have something nasty thrown at you, what, DO YOU DUCK?
Having a Colonscopy and Esophagosclop all at the same time
Ranks right up there with hurricanes, none so sublime
Whether it comes from the North or comes from the South
If all the same instrument, leaves a bad taste in your mouth.