Not much time...I am in Madrid now
1) Those are bading shorts, not pijamas, and were a gift from my wife. She got me, Fred and Luis the shorts. They are actually mens stuff.
2) Those are designer bathing shorts, that unfortunately you cave men Americans, that eat with your baseball caps in your heads, indoors, burp, fart, and have no table manners would never understand..mainly because they do not come in camouflage, Larry the Cable guy squares, and NAscar numbers....it's really above your head...you unsofisticated pricks.. They are sailing shorts...but what would you know...you wallmart thieves...go back to Target shopping...
But should you one day become refined...(I doubt it)...see here
and you can see mine..and here where
you see dad and son with them. Mine are called Moorea blue cabanas
2) Mgm..that was not nice...but I will get back to you soon...I have a wife and 2 kids....