Actually, we're actively working on the matter of getting the screaming Portagee on an iceboat! This effort serves a two fold purpose. First, it promises to be an absolute blast for the Portagee. Second, it should serve to shut him up about snow, winter, and all other matters climatic. Some wags have observed that it is also possibly the only thing in the world not either discovered or invented by the Portuguese as well. (g)
“Scientists are people who build the Brooklyn Bridge and then buy it.”
Wm. F. Buckley, Jr.