"Hey look, Dad... why did they put that pier way out here?"
"That's no pier, son, that's a Tartan34."
"How can you tell the difference?"
"One is covered with bird ****, the other looks like bird ****."
"Good thing they painted it red... like a channel marker."
"Good point, son. You can never have enough navigational aids."
"But what if she moves one day?"
"There are no hurricanes on the Great Lakes, son."
"Are his sails... hey look dad, those are mylar
sails. HEHEHE (chuckle-chuckle)!"
"I know, pretty funny, huh? He should have spent that money on a really long oar. He'd go faster. Now everybody waive 'hi' when we sail past."
"Hi!!!... and Byeeee..."