I like the idea of staying the hell out of Off-Topic, myself. My boat, currently on the hard here in Toronto, has a cambered deck, and currently has about two inches of snow over an inch of ice, and as I was up there today, tying down the remains of a shredded plastic tarp over my partially removed pilothouse roof, I slipped on the ice and slammed my crotch into a cold pipe stanchion, which, upon reflection, was the only reason I didn't fall 14 feet to the frozen ground.
"Oh, well," I thought, feeling the ache in my bruised testicles subside as my ears began to freeze, "at least I'm not reading Off-Topic."
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