Things that sound dirty...

[artbyjody]

"CD Sailing" - after his last post of the Lat and Long girls...discovered what a dirty mind and maybe that is why he has a boat afterall...this would also be found under the thread "Things that never really happen"

[mrwuffles]

"paint/scrape my bottom"

[captainmidnight]

Those porpoise jumped out 3 a breast

[CalebD]

Bludgeon the pin-holes matey!
Crack on mates! (neither in common usage today)

[SimonV]

reeming the through hulls

[meuritt]

Originally Posted by Selkirk

Freeze the balls off a Brass Monkey.

(Look it up. It doesn't mean what you think)

I did, I doubt it means what you think because this old navy saying is a myth, a fun one but still not based in fact:

"Freezing the balls off the brass monkey," a Navy phrase about cannon balls-Fiction!

however true or not, it is in our vocabularly these days

[mrwuffles]

"Steady on the throat" used on the gaff rigged schooner I go on when hoisting the sails

[Allanbc]

cockpit

[xort]

I'll use my hookah and go down to clean her bottom

[ADMTROX]

Everyone in the office seems to chuckle when I talk about my hubbies dingy.

And you should hear the guffaws when I explain that the dingy has a big Johnson.