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"CD Sailing" - after his last post of the Lat and Long girls...discovered what a dirty mind and maybe that is why he has a boat afterall...this would also be found under the thread "Things that never really happen"

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Freeze the balls off a Brass Monkey.

(Look it up. It doesn't mean what you think)
I did, I doubt it means what you think because this old navy saying is a myth, a fun one but still not based in fact:

"Freezing the balls off the brass monkey," a Navy phrase about cannon balls-Fiction!

however true or not, it is in our vocabularly these days
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"Steady on the throat" used on the gaff rigged schooner I go on when hoisting the sails

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Everyone in the office seems to chuckle when I talk about my hubbies dingy.

And you should hear the guffaws when I explain that the dingy has a big Johnson.
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