Things that sound dirty...

[twisty2]

Originally Posted by ADMTROX View Post
Everyone in the office seems to chuckle when I talk about my hubbies dingy.

And you should hear the guffaws when I explain that the dingy has a big Johnson.

Originally Posted by xort

I wish you wouldn't tell them that. It's embarrasing when your co-workers keep asking to see my big johnson.

A new mental note. Never walk are read here at SN at the same time with the laptop in hand. I almost dropped it laughing!

[CGMojo]

Larry the Cable Guy does about 15 minutes on things that sound dirty, but aren't, starting with "juice box".

[flyingwelshman]

Let me tell you a couple of things about my boat:

This is my first boat and I wanted to make sure I have all the amenities. I don’t have a lot of space so I got a little head.

The salon is compact enough that my wife can grab me a cold beer without moving too far. Everything is within broad reach.

The boat came with an inflatable dinghy. The more I pump, the harder my dink becomes. It will never be rigid though. It is a little tender.

My control lines run down either side of me when I am at the helm. I spend a lot of time between the sheets.

Sometimes we have guests aboard. One young lady wore a ‘sailing skirt’. A ‘sailing skirt’ is one so short that it reveals the wearer’s cockpit.

Just thought you might want to know…

[Dutch1951]

Stuffing Box???

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by Dutch1951

Stuffing Box???

Not at the moment, but thanks for asking. BUH DUM dum.*

* Note, I would've said "rimshot" but that also sounds dirty.

[SOUNDBOUNDER]

Seaman

[SimonV]

I have squeeky rowlocks, you can hear me coming.

[SOUNDBOUNDER]

Bent shaft

[southerncross31]

The valve on my seacock is seized and there are no bungs for the bung holes! I might see a whale in my state with a clear view of it's blowhole! Now shut up and leave me alone while i play with my scuppers!!!!

[Boasun]

Originally Posted by SOUNDBOUNDER

Seaman

Yes I've known a few girls that loved SEAMEN!