Funniest Marina Names EVER

[LarryandSusanMacDonald]

I would like to submit the following as the

Funniest Marina Name EVER:

The Winkie Doodle Marina,
554 Lafayette St, Colonial Beach, VA 22443 United States

Just heard about it today and thought it might make a fun thread - rule one - it has to be really a marina - you just can't go around makin' stuff up.

[bubb2]

Hop-O-Nose Marina

Catskill NY, Hop-O-Nose Marina

[CLucas]

Pic courtesy of The Rigging Locker

[fullkeel7]

Burnt Store Marina...On a recent trip to the west coast of Florida, I saw a sign for this marina and had heard of it before, so naturally, thinking of a nice quaint little marina nestled in the palm trees...we went exploring.

Burnt Store Marina

What we found was a posh resort/marina that dripped MONEY. Gated, so we lied to the guard that we were going to eat at the Porto Bello to get in. No need to go back. Talk about false advert...guess it keeps the riffraff out, well almost.

[flyingwelshman]

Dildo Marina, Newfoundland, Canada

[Valiente]

Dammit, you beat me to the Dildo, which is not something I regularly say to a man. I hear there's always a stiff wind there.