
06-10-2009
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SaltwaterSuzi/CapnLarry
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Join Date: Apr 2005
Location: Permanent Vacation
Posts: 526
Rep Power: 8
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It was on last night a little after 5:00 PM (EDT) on the Wolf Blitzer show. There (justifiably) seems to be no link to it. I had to go to my daughter's place to see it because we got rid of our satellite TV and don't get CNN. It was kind of disappointing - first they showed me walking down the dock - my daughter has a wide screen TV and I looked about 3 feet tall and two feet wide. I'm now on a diet. Anyhow, the dock walk lasted about 2 seconds, a friend on the boat next to mine hollered and I exhibited an idiotic grin.
Then, onto the close up, my face fills one side of the screen with Myer's boat in the background. I'm in need of a shave and have a disreputably dirty hat on. I'm saying, "I couldn't have been more flabbergasted if they had arrested Santa Claus. I was astounded..." So there it is, my chance in the limelight and I blew it. Trust me - you don't need to see it.
Oh, well, back to work. Today I go back to being just an ordinary citizen... basking in the fading limelight of past dubious accomplishments. Once having had the taste of glory though, it's hard, it's very hard to go back to my old life and my less than ordinary associates who out of jealousy will disdain the lofty pillar on which society has so cruelly and temporarily placed me. But I shall go on, dabbling in mediocrity and endeavoring to no longer waddle... or split infinitives.
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Saltwater Suzi and Cap'n Larry
"A sailboat is a fickle mistress. You’ve got to buy her things. You’ve got to understand everything about her. What you don’t know she’ll use against you." -Captain Larry
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