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How-to get your woman to clean your boat

I am having trouble on this one, any ideas?
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Consider it extra boat buck expenditures.
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Depends. You didn't mention what sort of status she has. Wife, significant other, long term, short term, mother of your kids, young french girl hitchhiking around the world on sailboat, etc. If it is your wife, mother of your kids, or a SO, try artbyjody's suggestion. If a GF type of woman, you have more options which in turn depend on what type of GF she is, what her status is. Before we can give you advice, we need more information about your woman.
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Depends. You didn't mention what sort of status she has. Wife, significant other, long term, short term, mother of your kids, young french girl hitchhiking around the world on sailboat, etc. If it is your wife, mother of your kids, or a SO, try artbyjody's suggestion. If a GF type of woman, you have more options which in turn depend on what type of GF she is, what her status is. Before we can give you advice, we need more information about your woman.
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I just let things get so filthy she can't stand it any more!!
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I am having trouble on this one, any ideas?

Help her with house chores, she'll help with boat chores.
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Help her with house chores, she'll help with boat chores.
That's pretty damned fair..... ....i2f
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Ah, not gonna touch this one, I think MMR said it best!
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Your wife is secretly looking for a sailor that can impress her with his spotless within and out boat that is BIGGER then yours!
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As I always suspected...

Size (and hair) do matter!!

Women are SO superficial!!
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May Davey Jones have pity on the soul of the man that demands his wife clean "his" boat while at sea...

Remember that lady that came back to port alone, claiming her mate was taken during a storm one night? Well, he thought she would clean his boat too!
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