19 Sep - International Talk Like a Pirate Day

[tabascoisacondiment]

The 19th of Sept is dedicated to talk like a pirate day. There's a website for the instruction. Google: talk like a pirate.

[mstern]

What did the dyslexic pirate say?

Raaaa.

[RestlessWind]

There's a website for the instruction.

Somali language tutorial??

[krozet]

Arrrrrrrrrr..... I missed Talk like a pirate day but I have a couple joke....

So this pirate walks into a bar and the barkeep can't help but notice that there's a steering wheel in the pirate's pants. When the barkeep asks him about it, the pirate says "Arr, it's drivin' me nuts."

[krozet]

One day a pirate captain looked to the horizon and saw a British Man-of-War. He turned to his first mate and said: "Bring me my black bandana!" The first mate asked "But why sir?" The captain responded "So that the men will not see the sweat upon my brow, and be discouraged."

The next day, the pirate captain looked to the horizon and saw 5 British Men-Of-War. He turned to his first mate and said: "Bring me my red shirt!" The first mate asked "Why your red shirt sir?" The captain responded "So that if I am cut in battle, the men will not see the blood and be discouraged."

The next day, the pirate captain looked to the horizon and saw 40 British Men-of-War. He turned to his first mate and said "Bring me my brown pants!"

[krozet]

So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down next to a navy cadet who can't help but notice that the pirate's a little bit worse for wear. He has a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch.

The cadet and the pirate start talking and after a few minutes the cadet asked, "If you don't mind me asking, how did you get your peg leg?"

"Well there was a fierce storm and I was throw overboard and a shark tore me leg off!"

"Wow," said the cadet, "What about your hook?"

"Well," said the pirate, "We were having a terrible time taking a ship and in all the fighting me hand was cut off."

"No way," the cadet was truly impressed now, "What about your eye?

"Well, a seagull pooped in me eye."

The cadet laughed, "That's it, a seagull? You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?"

"Well, it was the first day I had me hook."