Waiting For Spring
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So a pirate walks into a bar. He sits down next to a navy cadet who can't help but notice that the pirate's a little bit worse for wear. He has a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch.
The cadet and the pirate start talking and after a few minutes the cadet asked, "If you don't mind me asking, how did you get your peg leg?"
"Well there was a fierce storm and I was throw overboard and a shark tore me leg off!"
"Wow," said the cadet, "What about your hook?"
"Well," said the pirate, "We were having a terrible time taking a ship and in all the fighting me hand was cut off."
"No way," the cadet was truly impressed now, "What about your eye?
"Well, a seagull pooped in me eye."
The cadet laughed, "That's it, a seagull? You lost your eye because a seagull pooped in it?"
"Well, it was the first day I had me hook."
1971 Contest 33 Hull Number 24
"Twenty years from now you will be more disappointed by the things that you didn't do than by the ones you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in your sails. Explore. Dream. Discover."