Love Machine ( Floating Dr's Satire )

[Canuckster]

HELLO,
I am planning an adventure that will take me from Eastern Canada, south to Florida, and over to the Bahamas. The purpose of this trip is to help the ugly women breed beautiful children with my help. I'm not asking for cash donations at this point, rather your credit card numbers so that you can watch via your credit card statements and monitor my journey !
I plan to take my ugly sister, who has a Master's Degree in French Toast, and her lesbian girlfriend to help me select " candidates " for my sperm donation.
With your help, we should be ready and able to set sail on my 17' Hobie sometime in 2015 as planning and finances are critical at this point.
With your help through credit card donations, and my "love experience" we should be able to change the look of modern society as it now appears, and produce beautiful children for future generations to come.
Only you can make this happen with your open heart and open wallet !
Please give to my worthy cause !

[sailhog]

I've been waiting years for someone to post this thread!

[Canuckster]

Just having fun,,,

[krozet]

You convinced me!

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Have Fun!

[smackdaddy]

Canuck, if you can do it in 1000 days or more, I'll donate.

[Canuckster]

LOL

[dacap06]

1000 days? I should think a trip of 40 days and 40 nights is much more realistic. Sadly, our intrepid traveler is far from his goal as he has only collected enough for a 3 hour tour.