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In this post, I'll wax on about the legal age of consent for kittens. Please move on if this subject offends you.
First, it's important to note that - as we all know - the cat is one of natures early adopters. They are quite independent, and other than the bizarre need to cover their poo in sand, they are pretty clean. On the other hand, who hasn't wanted to bury a lawyer on a beach a time or twelve? So maybe we have that poo-burying desire in common...
But I digress. Furthermore, the kitten is clearly in a unique position to know what is right for the kitten. Who are we to question it? Until you walk a mile in it's paws (which is doubly difficult, with the four paws rather than two) who gets to tell it what to do?
And finally, lets be honest, most of us are just jealous of all that hot kitten-on-kitten nooky. How many of the kitten-haters are really just wanna-be kittens, desperately wishing they hadn't spent their own kitten years doing 'normal' things?
But I'll say this, and I'll say it with spittle hitting the monitor.. if a kitten engages in sexual congress, it must then accept the consequences of said congress! And lets be face it.. if there's one thing that gets in the way of a good sexual event, it's congress. Those rats are always mucking up the works. You wouldn't believe what's illegal in the state I live in...
And so, my fellow sailors, join me in standing firmly on both sides of the kitten consent issue by wishing no evil on the kitten, but also firmly stating that I think it's wrong!
... or I'm wrong.
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