Originally Posted by JiffyLube
They haven't participated in "any" overseas military adventures, not even during WWII (except for one air fighter squadron WWII), and that was the world wide war of all wars. If we took half of the Mexican territory way back in the days of Manifest Destiny the U.S. wouldn't have paid them for it, the U.S. would have just taken it. What's with this historical "sensitivity" stuff? Mexico sold it, the U.S. bought it...I haven't forgotten how we got that land. I'd hate to think what all that land would look like today if Mexico still owned it!
Now wait a minute JiffyLube, I used to think your way, but I think we can make this ancestrial mistreatment raperation stuff work for us!
Lets explore this together...C'mon eveybody!
As a Christian I will need raperations from Rome, they fed a lot of Christians to the Lions and that makes me mad.
I have some Scott and Irish blood in me, I'll need some DOUBLE raperations from England. All that invading and colonization might have negatively affected my ancesters and at least I'm here to collect their payback.
I'm also of English and Polish decent I'll need another double raperation check but this time from Germany! As a matter of fact Germany should send me a case of checks due to those little flare ups they caused in the teens and again in the forties! Think of all those cool cars that could have been turned into hot rods today if we hadn't melted them down for military equipment to SAVE THE WORLD!!!(No problem world, we know how much you all love and back us
Now I'm part German too, so I think...yeah!...Rome! I'll need another check for what you did to my German ancestors! You went to war with inocent peace loving woodsman of the north and turned them into warriors! Look what they did with that knowledge!
In review I see that almost everyone in my ancestory basically didn't like each other! How do I exist? Should I be angry at myself? No, I think I should buy myself something nice to say I'm sorry...And then I should get myself something nice to say thanks! Wow I solved my own problem!....But I STILL WANT THOSE CHECKS!!!