>What do you want a cookie?
Yes please. Chocklate chip or snickerdoodle are acceptable forms of sacrafice. =)
> Now you know why the rest of us do it!
Oh, you cant find crew either? They''re all flakes. Dont let it bug you.
>10. Have stimulating conversation with your autopilot, it never argues back
Autopilot, yhea, I need to get one of those soon. VHF and portahead first.
>9. The person getting the food and drinks fixes it just the way you like it
After I get some self stearing mechanisim I may be able to spend more time fixing food on the boat, as it is I just brown bag it.
>8. Cockpit can be as messy or neat as you like
I get that anyway.
>7. You don''t have to shower or shave for your guests
I generaly shower for me. I dont shave for anyone.
>6. No deodorant necessary
Yhea, thats a for me thing too. ew.
>5. Belching and farting are encouraged
outside of the cabin, ok. inside, hey, I know my stuff stinks, I dont need to reenforce my views.
>4. Never brush your teeth or use mouthwash, halitosis...yes
See point 6.
3. One pair of deck shoes is enough
It''s not otherwise?
2. You can pick your nose, you can pick your friends but you can''t pick your friends nose
um.. . yhea.
1. Letting it hang out over the side is never questioned, the world is your urinal!
yhea, I do need to get a portahead.
oh, and Maestro, rock on.