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If they pee on the boat and you sacrifice them, "CSI wherever" will have DNA evidence.....

Tossing some good Rum to the 4 wind Gods, Poisiden and Neptune should probably do it!
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You beat me to it, SD. That article is hilarious!
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In lieu of a virgin sacrifice, you (in addition to many other parts of the ritual) can have a virgin pee in the bilge.

Gross, but required.
Ha ha. That wouldn't have any connection to your avatar, would it?
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Ha ha. That wouldn't have any connection to your avatar, would it?
Omg, that's freaking awesome..

Excellent post..
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Not pee, but give up her virginity during the launching of your vessel. But good luck in finding one of legal age that is willing to do this for you.
I'm telling you, a little virginal squirt to the bilge appeases Poseidon (for some sick reason).. what you wrote is impossible to achieve...
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I'm telling you, a little virginal squirt to the bilge appeases Poseidon (for some sick reason).. what you wrote is impossible to achieve...
Now that is a GREAT name for a dinghy.
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