Ship Rename - Page 2 - SailNet Community
Reply
 
LinkBack Thread Tools
post #11 of 17 Old 02-17-2011
Senior Member
 
MacGyverRI's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2007
Location: East Providence, R.I.
Posts: 360
Thanks: 0
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Rep Power: 8
 
If they pee on the boat and you sacrifice them, "CSI wherever" will have DNA evidence.....

Tossing some good Rum to the 4 wind Gods, Poisiden and Neptune should probably do it!

Ken, East Prov., R.I. Bootlegger, PY26 Paceship

If you like my posts, or they were helpful, please click the "scales" icon on top right to add Rep points.
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
MacGyverRI is offline  
Quote Quick Reply Share with Facebook
Sponsored Links
Advertisement
 
post #12 of 17 Old 02-17-2011
Telstar 28
 
sailingdog's Avatar
 
Join Date: Mar 2006
Location: New England
Posts: 43,290
Thanks: 0
Thanked 14 Times in 12 Posts
Rep Power: 14
         
What you really want is John Vigor's interdenominational denaming ceremony...

Sailingdog

To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.

Telstar 28
New England

You know what the first rule of sailing is? ...Love. You can learn all the math in the 'verse, but you take
a boat to the sea you don't love, she'll shake you off just as sure as the turning of the worlds. Love keeps
her going when she oughta fall down, tells you she's hurting 'fore she keens. Makes her a home.

—Cpt. Mal Reynolds, Serenity (edited)

If you're new to the Sailnet Forums... please read this
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
.

Still—DON'T READ THAT POST AGAIN.
sailingdog is offline  
Quote Quick Reply Share with Facebook
post #13 of 17 Old 02-17-2011
Mirage 29
 
sailjunkie's Avatar
 
Join Date: Nov 2009
Location: Port Moody, BC
Posts: 307
Thanks: 1
Thanked 1 Time in 1 Post
Rep Power: 6
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by sailingdog View Post
You beat me to it, SD. That article is hilarious!

Mark

S/V Avatar
Mirage 29'
Port Moody, BC

It's not my fault they named a movie after our boat
To view links or images in signatures your post count must be 10 or greater. You currently have 0 posts.
sailjunkie is offline  
Quote Quick Reply Share with Facebook
post #14 of 17 Old 02-17-2011
Member
 
calden's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 57
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Rep Power: 9
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisncate View Post
In lieu of a virgin sacrifice, you (in addition to many other parts of the ritual) can have a virgin pee in the bilge.

Gross, but required.
Ha ha. That wouldn't have any connection to your avatar, would it?
calden is offline  
Quote Quick Reply Share with Facebook
post #15 of 17 Old 02-17-2011
Sailors do like Heineken!
 
chrisncate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maryland
Posts: 4,572
Thanks: 18
Thanked 34 Times in 34 Posts
Rep Power: 6
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by calden View Post
Ha ha. That wouldn't have any connection to your avatar, would it?
Omg, that's freaking awesome..

Excellent post..
chrisncate is offline  
Quote Quick Reply Share with Facebook
post #16 of 17 Old 02-17-2011
Sailors do like Heineken!
 
chrisncate's Avatar
 
Join Date: Jan 2010
Location: Maryland
Posts: 4,572
Thanks: 18
Thanked 34 Times in 34 Posts
Rep Power: 6
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by Boasun View Post
Not pee, but give up her virginity during the launching of your vessel. But good luck in finding one of legal age that is willing to do this for you.
I'm telling you, a little virginal squirt to the bilge appeases Poseidon (for some sick reason).. what you wrote is impossible to achieve...
chrisncate is offline  
Quote Quick Reply Share with Facebook
post #17 of 17 Old 02-18-2011
Member
 
calden's Avatar
 
Join Date: Aug 2006
Posts: 57
Thanks: 0
Thanked 0 Times in 0 Posts
Rep Power: 9
 
Quote:
Originally Posted by chrisncate View Post
I'm telling you, a little virginal squirt to the bilge appeases Poseidon (for some sick reason).. what you wrote is impossible to achieve...
Now that is a GREAT name for a dinghy.
calden is offline  
Quote Quick Reply Share with Facebook
Reply

Quick Reply
Message:
Options

Register Now



In order to be able to post messages on the SailNet Community forums, you must first register.
Please enter your desired user name, your email address and other required details in the form below.
Please note: After entering 3 characters a list of Usernames already in use will appear and the list will disappear once a valid Username is entered.


User Name:
Password
Please enter a password for your user account. Note that passwords are case-sensitive.

Password:


Confirm Password:
Email Address
Please enter a valid email address for yourself.

Email Address:
OR

Log-in









Human Verification

In order to verify that you are a human and not a spam bot, please enter the answer into the following box below based on the instructions contained in the graphic.




Currently Active Users Viewing This Thread: 1 (0 members and 1 guests)
 
Thread Tools
Show Printable Version Show Printable Version
Email this Page Email this Page



Similar Threads
Thread Thread Starter Forum Replies Last Post
Sell her or ship her? shadypark General Discussion (sailing related) 1 09-14-2009 05:14 AM
Name that Ship bobwebster General Discussion (sailing related) 21 02-28-2008 05:39 PM
Selecting a ship Adventureseeker Cruising & Liveaboard Forum 2 02-09-2007 05:28 PM

Posting Rules  
You may post new threads
You may post replies
You may not post attachments
You may not edit your posts

BB code is On
Smilies are On
[IMG] code is On
HTML code is On
Trackbacks are On
Pingbacks are On
Refbacks are On

 
For the best viewing experience please update your browser to Google Chrome