KTL own brand sailors Toolkit (TM) launched - $500

[dylanwinter1]

Following its successful launch in the UK where 500 units were sold in the first 24 hours KTL is proud to announce the KTL Toolkit(TM) to anipodean and other colonists.

Now that Dylan Winter has proved himself to be one of the UK's premiere marine engineers KTL is proud to introduce this fine sailor's toolkit.

This kit has been used on the beast, a Seagull, and Evinrude and a Honda - all to no avail.

No job is to big or too small to be tackled with this toolkit. In the luxury canvas roll you will find a tool to very nearly do almost any job.

KTL Toolkit(TM) owners have found that merely parading around the marina walkways with this fine kit under their arms has attracted the attention and admiration of their fellow sailors. Some users have also reported that they have become more successful with women.

Be the first to aquire one of thse fine kits by sending $500 vias Paypal.

You will not be sorry.

Please feel free to ask any questions about the KTL Toolkit(TM).

[SlowButSteady]

Where's the duct tape?

[dylanwinter1]

Originally Posted by SlowButSteady

Where's the duct tape?

Dear Mr Slow,

thank you for your interest in this fine product

As you know duct tape is for bodgers - this is a craftmans's toolset - for the sort of person who is prepared to pay attention to detail.

However, we can add a roll of Duct tape at the small extra cost of $50 but we fear that the addition of the tape will detract from its impact o your fellow sailors


Dylan

[smackdaddy]

I bid ZW$600!

Could you also throw in a wire hanger?

[bljones]

Unfortunately, it will not work on my boat as all of the adjustable wrenches in the kit are whitworth. If they were metric adjustables, then we'd be talking.

Oh, and where is the BFH? Every craftsman's kit needs a BFH.

[dylanwinter1]

Originally Posted by bljones

Unfortunately, it will not work on my boat as all of the adjustable wrenches in the kit are whitworth. If they were metric adjustables, then we'd be talking.

Oh, and where is the BFH? Every craftsman's kit needs a BFH.

Dear Mr Smack and Mr Jones,

Wire is available - but only in lengths of 1.5 m - priced at £13 per foot.

The BFH is an widely regarded by todays top marine engineers as an outmoded piece of equipment - the back of the adjustable spanner does an excellent job in the right hands.

Apoligies about the adjustable wrenches. Please take a look at our special whitworth version - illustrated here.

The Whitworth KTL Toolkit (TM) costs lsightly more than the ordinary version but it is worth every cent of the $750.

For more details on this excellent offer please watch the attached televisual presentation

KTL Vlog 138 – KTL Toolkit Offer « Keep Turning Left

a full set of instructional films where you can see the KTL Toolkit(TM) being used by a master craftsman please take a look at this page

2011 Video Logs « Keep Turning Left

Yours sincerely

bgernard ThreadTickler - KTL Industries head of technical services

[smackdaddy]

Wait, these "tools" weren't made with inferior chinese pewter were they? I assume they're straight up British Sterling.

[dylanwinter1]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

Wait, these "tools" weren't made with inferior chinese pewter were they? I assume they're straight up British Sterling.

Dear Mr Smack,

thanks you for your continuing interest in the KTL Toolset (TM).

I can assure you that our tools have been aquired from some of World's top suppliers - Rolson, QD and the 99p store. The tools are made of the finest chrome vanadium putty.

If you would like us to fill your inbox with comments from many conetented customers we are more than hapy to doo that

Yours

Denise Thigh - assistant to Dylan Winter KTL Industries

[PaulinVictoria]

I assume these come with the legendary KTL warranty?

[dylanwinter1]

Originally Posted by PaulinVictoria

I assume these come with the legendary KTL warranty?

Dear Mr Paul,

thank you for yoour interest in the KTL Toolkit - satisfaction is guaranteed in every way. Once you are the proud owner of a KTL Toolkit you will soon find yourself the centre of attention - groups of laughing men will cluster around your boat dock

back slapping is guaranteed.

Genoa Bloomer - head of KTL customer satisfaction