Would a sailboat be a good place to be

[Tempest]

Zombies have an aversion to salt...so as long as you head south where the salt content of the ocean is higher...Haiti, perhaps...one should be safe

[bgeddes]

Do we need a poll on what weapons to carry to fend off a zombie pirate attack?

Everybody knows what kind of guns you need for zombies. Just like everyone knows what anchor is best.

[Squidd]

This is my rifle, this is my gun...

One is for Zombies..the other for.....

[bljones]

I am safe from zombies. Everyone knows I am not the braaaaaiiiiinnnnnnnsssss of this or any other operation.

[bljones]

Originally Posted by Tempest

Zombies have an aversion to salt...so as long as you head south where the salt content of the ocean is higher...Haiti, perhaps...one should be safe

Haiti? Hello? Talk about zombie central! Haiti is the ancestral home of zombies.
Damn dude, you are now this thread's designated red shirt.

[WanderingStar]

Originally Posted by DRFerron

Admittedly, I know almost nothing about zombies except that they aren't living in the generally accepted definition of the term. But perhaps it's possible to round them up and train them to go after the Somali pirates? Why not use their unique skills to our advantage?

Perhaps each boat could have its own zombie security. I imagine there would be a few things to overcome in order to make it work, but why not?

Zombies can't be trained, I've tried. I worked in government for 28 years.

[flyingwelshman]

Originally Posted by WanderingStar

Zombies can't be trained, I've tried. I worked in government for 28 years.

Maybe we don't have to train them per se.

Perhaps we could launch them at the pirates using some kind of modified trebuchet-like device on our fore-decks? I've also seen big human/zombie-sized slingshot things. We could use those.

[Tempest]

Originally Posted by bljones

Haiti? Hello? Talk about zombie central! Haiti is the ancestral home of zombies.
Damn dude, you are now this thread's designated red shirt.

BJ...Hello.. It's called sarcasm...I guess I should use the icon for it..

I will however, accept my redshirt and die so that others may live long and prosper..

[rbrasi]

Zombies can too be trained. doesn't any one remember 'Bub'?

[SecondWindNC]

Just make sure you save the good records for onboard entertainment...