Etap Yachts and the Mayans and 2012 and how to safely operate a wingnut

[sea_hunter]

Originally Posted by jackdale

Come the rapture - be prepared

Eternal Earth-Bound Pets

Is this a part time job and/or are you selling franchises?

[mikieg]

that is awesome jack! this is almost as good a scam as eternal life! it is every bit as good as waterproof burial vaults lifetime guarantee!
lets say, there is a rapture, how will you know you got your money's worth?
and in the likely event there is not a rapture, they have your money anyways!
so the atheists are cashing in on the gullibility of religious cult zealots!
where do i sign up. i noticed there is no operation in indiana. i'm in!!

[jimrafford]

I think the Salmon have the best plan. Swim upstream as hard as you can and mate w/ as many females as possible. Leave the rest to fate.
Jim

[sea_hunter]

Originally Posted by jimrafford

I think the Salmon have the best plan. Swim upstream as hard as you can and mate w/ as many females as possible. Leave the rest to fate.
Jim

Hmm sounds like a good plan. How long can you hold your breath?

[mikieg]

be careful with that breath holdin stuff. many females are really into that!

[TravelinJack]

Just a blip in the long list of a$$hats that preach this. The night before the rapture (round midnight) a few friends and I put out full sets of clothes in random areas about five or six if I recall. Sidewalk, shopping center, a home depot, one in my front yard behind my lawn mower, etc. There was beer involved.

List of dates predicted for apocalyptic events - Wikipedia, the free encyclopedia

[SloopJonB]

Originally Posted by jackdale

The folks who got suckered in by Camping suffered huge financial repercussions.

And it still goes on and uniquely American I think.

Preppers stockpile supplies preparing for the fall of civiliation | Mail Online

In the former times they were called survivalists.

Like Ron White said - "You can't fix stupid".

[steel]

This 2012 thing is getting way out of hand.

Western civilization is slowly dying and in a couple generations things may not be anywhere the same but everyone's caught up on the suddenly everyone's going to die hopelessness scenario.

In fact I think a collapse is quite likely but I can't put a date on it and I can't be sure of it and I certainly don't follow the beliefs of the 2012ers who think that it is unsurvivable and everyone dies and preparing is futile.

[SloopJonB]

Originally Posted by jimrafford

I think the Salmon have the best plan. Swim upstream as hard as you can and mate w/ as many females as possible. Leave the rest to fate. Jim

The only flaw in that is they only get to do it one time.

[oysterman23]

All of which sheds light on the hidden genius of Alfred E Neuman and the "What me Worry?" approach to impending doom, imminent Prophecies, and all the sneaky characters who make a living off of them.....
me, Id rather be Sailing....