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Re: Best Ad Ever. Today.

if he couldnt understand the roller furling, hewasnt worthy of keeping the boat...lol


attitude depends on the side you are in allegiance with.....men stick with men, and women usually stick with women--i dont stick with anyone, but this is awesome, and he deserved every mouthful of words.....they may just sell the boat....

as she races, she could be dead on accurate of his failings about which she wrote in public...geaux girl....


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Hope to read and hear the reaction to his stupid ex-girlfriend ad.

Would it be as funny? We may never know.
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And once again an Alberg claims yet another casualty.

I'm not surprised.
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I just bought an alberg... hope that does not bode bad for me
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I just bought an alberg... hope that does not bode bad for me

uh oh did it come with a gf???? or just the boat.....


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Just the boat... but it did come with a trailer
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just dont argue with the trailer.....
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Oh, snap.

Buy my stupid ex-boyfriend's boat: It's cheap, like his excuses! - Ottawa Sailboats For Sale - Kijiji Ottawa Canada.

In case the ad disappears:

"My stupid ex boyfriend is a commitment-phobe, so I guess it's no surprise that he wasn't up to the commitment involved in owning a boat. Like every other good thing in his life, my stupid ex boyfriend walked away from a beautiful sailboat, and left me to pick up the pieces. So I`m selling it. Don`t worry; I`m not a crazy jilted woman. I`ve got the legal right to sell this beauty.
The boat is actually quite wonderful, unlike my stupid ex boyfriend. It's a classic Alberg 22, with a full keel, a furling jib (something the stupid ex boyfriend never fully understood) and a suite of sails, all in pretty good condition. It's also unique in that it's got a black mast, and from the research I've done, it might be one of a kind in that sense. One of a kind--definitely not like my stupid ex boyfriend. It also has some very valuable opening, screened ports, probably worth more than I'm asking for the boat just themselves. I just want this thing out of my hands!
With a little dedication and work, this boat could be turned into something really special, not like my stupid ex boyfriend. No amount of work, dedication or patience could save him. Not even Christ can save him. Luckily for you, he never followed through on his plans for the boat (typical). Otherwise, who knows what kind of disaster he would have left in his wake (also typical). So do me, and yourself a favour, and buy my stupid ex boyfriend's ex-sailboat. Deals like this don't come around every day! The boat must be owned by a member at Nepean Sailing Club, or removed, by Wednesday. If not, I'm having it trucked away, and the price will go up. Hurry!!

What you get:
Alberg 22 sailboat, sound hull and deck with amazing woodwork both interior and exterior
Folding cradle
Custom-made skeleton and canvas boat cover for winter
All sails, both hank-on or furling configurations
The satisfaction of knowing that my stupid ex boyfriend has nothing, and you have a beautiful boat"
I feel sympathy for the "stupid boyfriend." Forrest Gump was "stupid" also.
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aye, but forrest gump was not a commitment phobe.
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I'm willing to bet no one has ever committed to the nut job.

Once others see how maturely she deals with separation, she should/will be avoided going forward to.

I'll bet he's out on a date with another right now.


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