Dude, I was in the Peace Corps and I can guarantee that breasts do not self-support when chicks hit the Cruiser Age. Let's just say the romantic patina wears off when you see women using their breasts to hold stuff when their hands are full (kind of like those refrigerator magnet clips). Shudder.
That is true.
They can be useful tools, though. Go to youtube and search for the woman who crushes cans with her breasts.
"When in command, command." -- Admiral Nimitz
Difference between a power boater and a sailor out on the water: A power boater is going some place special, a sailor is already there.
s/v Zotz 1981 Pearson 365 Ketch Hull #375