Originally Posted by Idiens
Does that mean they die earlier?
Okay, I can't resist a joke, and you've given me a straight line...
Bob and Tim were lifelong sailors and racers, they made a pact that whoever died first would tell the other what heaven was like--was there sailing??
Well, Bob died first, and some time later, he appeared to Tim in a dream and said, "Tim, I have good news and bad news". Tim said he'd take the good first.
"They have a fleet of really nice racing sloops, all identical, the wind's 12-17 knots and steady every day, the water's fine, no current, the Race Committee is excellent, and always sets a square line and a good course"
"So what's the bad news?", Tim asked..
"You're crewing for me this Sunday"...