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We finely got things worked out, but it was a learning curve. Well the first few times out we were having constant boat sex. You know, where one stands on the bow and the other on the stern and you yell F-U"s at each other. Wow, comunication what a wonderfull thing!
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You really have to get closer to have meaningful boat sex.

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You really have to get closer to have meaningful boat sex.
I agree, what youre doing is just foreplay

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We used to have boat sex...now we just watch and listen to others on charter boats engage in the activity. Strangely, it is much more satisfying than actually participating.

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I saw multiple demonstartaion of boat sex this early September...

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You know, where one stands on the bow and the other on the stern and you yell F-U"s at each other.
That's called oral sex on our boat and usually involves an anchor.

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Careful on that auto pilot.
A guy christened his new 50' SeaRay and his new girlfriend a few years ago out in Northern Lake Michigan. Set his auto pilot for Greys Reef and went below. Would it not be wonderful if everything came together? Hit the reef between the two points at 20 kts. Tore the bottom right off the new boat.

Hope it was great!
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A guy in the UK did something similar, but it was a 45 or 50 sailboat... and it was his fiancee... and yet, they still got married.

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This guy went back and picked up the 45' SeaRay that he had traded in and continued on his way. Insurance is a good thing.

Not sure about the girlfriend.
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