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living off flying fish gizzards. Those were the days.
The trick as I recall was mustering enough manly arse gas to achieve the necessary height to bite them out of the air.
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Hoffa, I think you're just cranky because you've spent too much time contemplating the fleshy patch where your nuts used to be. Go sailing.
I think not. Why, just this mornin' the ol' lady walks past without a stich on and and I made the comment that she reminded me of old leftovers, well past their prime and I better enjoy them soon before they go completely off.

My nuts still hamper my walking as they always did, thank you very much.
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I think not. Why, just this mornin' the ol' lady walks past without a stich on and and I made the comment that she reminded me of old leftovers, well past their prime and I better enjoy them soon before they go completely off.

My nuts still hamper my walking as they always did, thank you very much.
Hee hee... your nuts aren't hampering your walk there, its the orifice three feet above them....

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Hey, I think I know you...aren't you that dame that makes wind chimes outta guy's nuts?

Man, I get all hot and bothered when broads use words like "orifice".
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Hey, I think I know you...aren't you that dame that makes wind chimes outta guy's nuts?

Man, I get all hot and bothered when broads use words like "orifice".
Nope--this dame prefers the male animal fully endowed, thanks. Don't like windchimes either--too "phoofy".
Hey, I know you, aren't you that guy that's obsessed with orifices? I understand why orifices are so great, orifices having so many uses and purposes in the great wide world--given that without orifices we'd all be lost and cranky and, well, orificeless....oh and did I mention, ORIFICE? Hmmm. The word has lost all meaning to me now.

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Wink three pair of shoes

Boat rule # 1 no more than three pair of shoes and that goes for man or women. I just downsized from a seafarer 38 to a C&C 27. Live aboard on the hook and work full time. Yes that comes with all the dingy trash hauls and water hauling and laundry hauling. thank God i live in Fl where its warm and clothes are an option. No I dont own a hair dryer and make up for the most part is a thing of past life. I had a husband that would tell me please spend no more money on the boat. I still have a boat. Not all women are phoofy, I do enjoy the days when i get to sail on a friends boat and be deck fluff insted of the Captain . Overall A tarp, boat stove and clear night are things I am lucky enough to enjoy and Thank God every day for them.
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DJ, you sound like my kinda girl. Why don't we bury the hatchet and you 'n' me meet under the stars behind the dumpster at the Drake Hotel. I'll bring my pirate costume and you bring a can of gas and an enema hose
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If we see a guy dressed like a pirate farting long orange flames... can we assume it is you???

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Hoffa-

If we see a guy dressed like a pirate farting long orange flames... can we assume it is you???
Or maybe he's got a heavy hand with the chili powder. Or maybe it's a SOL-ASS flare by "Pain"-Wessex.
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Oui, I believe his name is Pierre de La Windbag...

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