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post #151 of 413 Old 03-07-2009
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damn you've got me there.

Ok back in my irresponsible youth, we used to help race a boat for a guy, who was happy to leave us the keys, let us race and put us in charge of the thing while he went away on business trips.

We were great racing sailors sure, but leaving your half a million dollar 45ft Beneteau in the hands of a couple of 21 year olds, and parked on a Marina 10 metres from a pretty happening little bar was always going to be a bad idea.....

At the end of a night, our girlfriends, a bunch of friends and their girlfriends would all end up aboard and go on a pretty little night time cruise around Sydney harbour......now that was a boat way short of private space and boy the stories I could tell!
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post #152 of 413 Old 03-07-2009
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do tell.

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hmmm. Maybe not Sailnet material.

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So from what I have read... If the boat is a rocking....don't bother knocking...

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Sex life is natural on the boat or any other place. if you don`t have sex life you got some problems.....!

If you are not person curious, you are a curious person........

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the truth

I'm not religious. This site wouldn't let me in under tho52mas, so I swore "Oh for christsake." So someone fix it so I can go back to being my ols self.
Which leads to yesterday. I work in the ghetto running a factory. Everyone but me is minimum wage...you get the IQ picture. So one guy calls in to say he would be late. I answer the phone"County morgue". Dude waits. Says "Wrong number" and hangs up. Get it? He hit speed dial, dialed the same number from his cell phone, and was so confused...
Anyway, last year my boat neighbor awoke one morn to find me drinking coffeeon the back of my sailboat. Pleasantries exchanged. Now you have to understand I am thought of as, well, hyper and out-to-lunch come to mind, amonst my fellow boat club members. So I mess with them to let them know it isn't so.
The conversation went something like this. "Did you know sailboats are just big violins on the water?" "Everything is amplified below. Why I could rub my fingernail up an down the shrouds and up here on deck, nothing. Can't even hear it. But below! Sounds like a herd of screaching cats."
He tells me his story of the burgee on the bow that kept him awake once.
I got him hooked now.
Then I tell him "Wheres the wife?"
"She went home"
"Boy were you two having fun last night!" Heard ther whole thing, instereo."
"What do you mean"
"You know, the sex thing. Your pretty good! Didn't know she was a moaner though."
His eyes lit up. Me playing my best Captain Ron attitude like "Yeah ran the whole coast..."
"You heard that!"
"Yep, boat amplifies everything...."
He turned beet red and aplogizes.
Really? I never heard a thing! Just like messing with his head.
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So much rope----

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So many places to tie it to----

Not kinky just twisted

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