Living aboard - and sex

[MorganPaul]

That should probably be part of your signature.

I gota agree with Dog. Make the following part of your signature.

I'm just being an a$$.

[mgmhead]

Originally Posted by SailorGregS

there's nothing wrong with bald guys, I'm just being an a$$.

Sorry man.

Finally, a true statement from GregS

[sailingdog]

I'm gonna cut Greg some slack, after all, he did apologize in another thread... so, we'll have to see how he handles things from here on out.

[lostappilation]

It seems this thread got a little off trac. I enjoy alittle sexual inuendo as much as the next guy, but the origanal question is valid. I plan on living on a boat in a couple of years with my wife and 2 kids. it seems tere could be some real sexual issues there

[St Anna]

maybe you could ask your wife about these issues ?? She might have more of an answer than a bunch of single insomniacs.
Have you seen the movie Captain Ron?

[mdbee]

Originally Posted by lostappilation

It seems this thread got a little off trac. I enjoy alittle sexual inuendo as much as the next guy, but the origanal question is valid. I plan on living on a boat in a couple of years with my wife and 2 kids. it seems there could be some real sexual issues there

Just a thought

[Capnblu]

Guess "she" "likes" it cause she doesn't have to look at you, or listen for that miniute eh?

[fullkeel7]

Pretty funny there blu. Normally I don't discuss my sex life on a boat or any other locale for that matter, but as a public service advisory, I'm going to make an exception.

I'm guessing that you all have read or heard of using Viagra as a recreational enhancement even though one might not have any problem rising to the occassion. Well before I met my wife, an old girlfriend suggested an overnight stay on her boat and she promised a ride on her 'capsule of love'. Cool. Little did I know what she had in mind and that she was aware of Viagra's little secret - that it could also enhance the female's pleasure as well.

The moon was full, the motion of the boat was pleasant and added to the mood. Long story short, she took one pill, gave me two and we toasted 'may the festivities begin'! Her's went down, mine got suck just behind my adams apple. I tried to wash it down with mass quanities of wine with no avail...stuck for 15 minutes. It all went down hill from there...she ended up very frustrated, the wine took care of my natural abilities and I ended up with a very STIFF neck!

So you recreational 'boaters' beware!

Yeah I know, a looong way to go for a joke. But at least, none of it's true.

[mgmhead]

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[smackdaddy]

Well I see the baton is safely in the hand of Senor BozoS. Except, I'm pretty sure he's taken it to a new, more philistinaic level. Not that there's anything wrong with that. Personally, I don't discuss my gear or my maintenance.

BL - chill the dude love. Or Sailhog'll start stalkin' you.