Living aboard - and sex

[Bene505]

Originally Posted by timangiel

If you do it on an airplane, they say you are in the "mile high" club. If you do it on a boat, what do they call it?

Just like Eskimos have 20 different words for snow, sailors have several words for sex.

If on the bow it's called foreplay.

Behind the mast it's called aftplay.

Further back, behind the engine it's called screwing.

Up in the rigging it called entwining. (New use for your TopClimber.)

I guess things usually begin on the bow and then progress from there.

Regards,
Brad

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by Bene505

If on the bow it's called foreplay.

Otherwise it's called aftplay.

I guess things usually begin on the bow and then progress from there.

Regards,
Brad

With 50' LOA...you da man!

[Dog8It]

Less talk, more action.

[Capt Len]

After years of playing the noble sport and practicing a policy of catch and release I find that the real problem lies in not being able to see my contemporaries of the fair gender as potential bed partners and not being able to see the younger ones as anything else.I continue to research the issue in search of the solution

[Stella's crew]

I convinced wife the only way to avoid any bad luck from a name change is to properly christen her. So far, so good.

[therapy23]

Originally Posted by Stella's crew

I convinced wife the only way to avoid any bad luck from a name change is to properly christen her. So far, so good.

Right.

And every time you inadvertently think of the old name you have to start all over again.

[zeehag]

to answer---:
yes.
mebbe
mebbe
who cares
doesnt matter
not gonna be in a marina anyway, so is moot point.....and doesnt matter what ye wanna name it...LOL

[chucklesR]

Why would a boat be any different than at home?

[zeehag]

if it is, i am in trouble--lol boat is my home..rodlmao

[WindyFly]

This had me laughing way too hard so I had to post.

I don't care how small your boat is, it's larger than the backseat of a VW Beetle......