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But what do you do when she starts singing "Relax" by Wham in response. Bring out the hose clamps of course!
I thought that was Frankie Goes to Hollywood.

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I thought that was Frankie Goes to Hollywood.
It's '80's pop music. What the hell do I know?


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Apparently you can have too much of a good thing. Guy I used to know (now deceased but not from THAT) ran an advert for a female 'companion' to help him sail from the West Coast to Hawaii. He vetted all applicants (we won't go there) and decided on one in particular.

All good for the first couple of days, but it turned out that this woman was insatiable (the technical term is nympho, I believe). With only the two of them aboard, watch-keeping became a tiresome chore to the extent that he could not stay awake. By the time they got to HNL he swore that he did not want to see another (censored word for part of the female anatomy) ever again.

'Nuther guy I knew (also deceased and also not because of THAT) was holed up (no pun intended) in Fiji where he would regularly advertise in the local paper for a 'companion' to join him on an extended cruise of the Pacific. But first he needed to put their culinary (and other skills...unstated at interview) on 'test', so to speak, with a short shakedown cruise to a very nearby island (a day's sail at most). He would anchor up there for a few days until he had had enough, then take them back to Suva and politely inform them that their cooking was not up to standard. He was smart enough to only engage tourists who he figured would write it all off as a pleasant adventure and be on their way. A class act.
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am i the only one who thinks of this thread everytime they see the thread labeled "screw on the mast, mast steps"
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Back in the day a tour to see the golden rivet was de rigure. Now it seems that none are aware of the merits and explanations are tedious; like having to explain your jokes. Times and mores change. It couldn't be my values and intentions.
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Having just read all 38 pages of this thread I can only sit back with a little smile on my face, I always wondered why I like boats so much.
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Actually I didn't have to wonder at all.

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Yaknow... every time I see this thread, it cracks me up... for some strange reason... then again, perhaps it's just an inside joke. lol
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Such a high percentage of posters appear to be male.Surly we,re not talking a uni gender sport here!
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am i the only one who thinks of this thread everytime they see the thread labeled "screw on the mast, mast steps"
Better that than the "Cruising with livestock" thread.
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I read most of this thread and now I want to get a sailboat that is large enough to partake in this activity (onboard ... well anywhere if I could) and I will name the boat: "Sexual Heeling"

I apologize if this has been used already


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