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SailorGregS 03-04-2009 04:50 PM

Living aboard - and sex
Why doesn't anyone talk about the issues of sex on a boat? Are there any issues? Such as noise, privacy, and all the other stuff?

It's something is going with cruising and nobody talks about it.

smackdaddy 03-04-2009 04:55 PM

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Dude - you have just started a Sailnet classic. Kudos.

Look - spoinkin' on a boat is why boats were invented in the first place. The sailin' and drinkin' parts were just gravy.

lbdavis 03-04-2009 04:56 PM


Originally Posted by smackdaddy (Post 457724)

The sailin' and drinkin' parts were just gravy.

Smacky, I think a better metaphor would be "dinner and a movie" :D

sailortjk1 03-04-2009 04:58 PM

Dude, your freaking me out man. Do we have to draw you pictures?

OK here is a hint, nice gentle breeze blowing, boat nicely trimmed, Auto Pilot is engaged, no other boats in sight and plenty of open water all around you; your wife is out on the bow sunning herself.......... the next move is up to you.

RichP 03-04-2009 04:59 PM

Have you never heard the phrase 'When the boat starts rocking..." :)

bubb2 03-04-2009 05:00 PM

I vote for more sex! Where do we vote?:D

xort 03-04-2009 05:01 PM

This is a forum visited by children

don't be an @ss

tdw 03-04-2009 05:03 PM

take her offshore then head back in with a rising full moon astern.........even I can get laid under those circumstances........:eek:

imagine2frolic 03-04-2009 05:08 PM

It's human nature that anywhere you can....YOU DO.......i2f

smackdaddy 03-04-2009 05:09 PM

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Originally Posted by lbdavis (Post 457727)
Smacky, I think a better metaphor would be "dinner and a movie" :D

Oh, see GregS - now you've done it! So, sailors, what are all the metaphors for sex on a boat?

As for the noise, privacy, etc. - who gives a damn? If some prude doesn't like the ruckus, he can either pick up another ball (heh-heh) or score another slip (heh-heh) out of range, right? Right.

Let's raise our mugs to sex on a boat!

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