Liveaboard Family Looking for a Miracle - Page 19

sailhog · #**181** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

And a Speedo! I'll need a Speedo!

sailhog · #**182** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Pay forward a tanning machine and a Thigh Master.

sailhog · #**183** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Please pay forward any steroids you may have lying about the house...

jorgenl · #**184** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Hog,

Dang, make your mind up, dude.

I just Fedexed my roast beef and cheddar on ciabbata (sorry, no philly cheese steak) lunch sandwich to:

Sailhog
Hilton Head Island
South Carolina

Should I recall the package?

sailhog · #**185** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Jorgenl,
Look... I just took about a thousand little purple steroid pills and.... I feel this UNCONTROLLABLE RAGE that's about to gyser out of my every pore... Okay. So now you know. Okay? Now, if you don't get the Thigh Master, tanning machine, Speedo, Tic Tacs, chewing gum and the Sharper Image hair removal system.... if you don't get it all to me by tomorrow at 10:00 a.m., I am going to FREAK OUT! I'm trying to keep a lid on it for now. Okay, I'm keeping a lid on it. I'm not going to go berzerk right now. Okay. Everythin'gs cool. Just get that package to me by tomorrow morning...

jorgenl · #**186** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Hog,

Chill out.

I can get you the Tic Tacs.

I do however think we should all chip in to assist a hog in need.

Smack, got any used Speedos?

sailhog · #**187** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Jorgenl,
I'm also going to need a dead squirrel... you know, to help fill out the Speedo...

jorgenl · #**188** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Small problem,

I checked with Fedex, UPS and DHL and they all have a "no overnight shipping of dead squirells" policy. Haz Mat or sumptin...

I have to ship ground.

Should get there by Wednesday latest. OK?

sailhog · #**189** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by jorgenl

Should get there by Wednesday latest. OK?

Is this some sort of joke?! I feel another episode of roid rage coming on!

jorgenl · #**190** (**permalink**) 06-15-2009

Hog,

While I may understand your situation and your motivations, I would reinforce the points made above and offer the advise that any live squirrel is going to be more expensive to maintain than any dead squirell. Absent the ability to maintain it's insatiable needs, any live squirell will soon assume the condition of a dead squirell . In my opinion, you would be far better served by a dead squirell in even dilapidated condition.

/Jorgen