Zee, I would sing to you, play music for you (that's what I do for a living) I'm a great cook, I scrub, clean, do dishes, do the laundry, catch and clean fish, can stand watches, all the good stuff, but alas, I've been married all my life - I'm sure I was born married because I cannot remember when I wasn't.
I've met a lot of the ladies on this forum, all have been very, very nice, I've sailed with Captain Melissa, we had lots of fun together in the Florida Keys, and she introduced me to three other charming, sailing ladies while I was there. I've met Donna, Sherry, Christine, and many other ladies, and by and large, they're all married too. Good sailors, and would love to have them in my crew anytime they wish.
Zee, I would love to fly down to Mexico and go sailing with you, no strings attached, but my loving spouse of 51 years would put a bullet in me (She's a good shot with a rifle and handgun.)
Now, in 2015, if any of you sailing ladies that don't currently own a boat want to sail from the Chesapeake's upper reaches down to Marathon, Key West, Dry Tortugas and maybe the Bahamas, no strings attached, this dirty old man would love to have you along. The boat is very large inside, all the amenities, you get your own bunk, and the planned departure date is October 1st 2015.
Think about it,