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01-29-2002 07:13 PM
hogsbreath
Female boat owner wanted

Aarrhh, Big Red! Was mistaken I was. That red-bearded pirate in Key(Cayo Hueso)West pleaded for his garbage skow as I scuttled his bucket to Davie Jones'' Locker.
Denied it to the end he did! no Wench No Rum!!!

Oye, I suspected t''wasn''t ye BigRed ''d put up more of a tussle, no grog to pillage.

Nay, the wench was no where to be, Truly grateful I am, Big Red on yer advise on the use of a soapy towel. AARRHH ARH!!

Sailed with the wind a beam, we did, raised the ole Jolly Roger as we set out with a couple of new wenches off Schooner''s Wharf vengeful and a case of Lamb''s Navy Rhum n''not a soapy towel t''be found nar needed. Two days out we lost your track! Was it the rum or was it the harlets? never mind twas any who, the wind blowin anew as we spotted yer wake.
AYE, OYE You leave a wide wake Big Red! Many a story you leave behind from port to port to keep a true course! Keep a lookout to your lee. Least we catch ye in a drunken stupor forcing ye to share yer store of rum and the wench ye stole!!

AARRHH, AAhy we can both be three sheets to the wind! Telling tales of the wicked wild wench that stole me hart.
HogsBreath
01-29-2002 03:10 PM
BigRed56
Female boat owner wanted

Ahoy,hogsbreth, AARRHH ye had me going there for a while but the second bottle of rum gave me the wind to overtake your position. I be pleading the fifth but truth be told I''ve got a good suppy of wrenches to offer ye depending on what ye got to trade? the problem wit sacking Pine Island is nobody''s likley to notice!! As for trailing me wake there the old saying be careful what ye seek lest it be seeking you. Big Red 56 the Pirate of Pine Island
01-28-2002 11:01 AM
hogsbreath
Female boat owner wanted

Aarr! twas a big red bearded bloke that snatched the wench from me gunwale up Tampa Bay on Gasparilla''s flag ship. I''ve sailed south to the Dry Tortugas to seek my revenge on the RED-Bearded Pirate after I sacked Pine Island! Ye can run! but ye can''t hide!
Even in Cayo Hueso there is no safe harbour.
01-27-2002 06:01 PM
BigRed56
Female boat owner wanted

Ahoy, lawlesslexie, nay Id rather be caught in a winch then be in Ohio . I be the Pirate of Pine Island FL, and also I slips into the Chesapeake in MD and the Delaware to see me friends at independance hall. As far as yer comlpiment to me writing Id blush but me skin is to red already from the sun and the rum for youse to notice. But thanks anyway and Id be putting ye on me roster of crewmen as a bildge rat for yer troubles. Aye mind ye associating wit the like of a scury Pirate like me is bound to frowned upon in certian social circles her at the net but fear ye not I got yer flank covered. Big Red the Pirate of Pine Island.
01-27-2002 10:07 AM
lawlesslexie
Female boat owner wanted

Hi, Mandateau,

You don''t have an older brother with a boat, do you?
LL
01-27-2002 10:07 AM
lawlesslexie
Female boat owner wanted

Hi, Mandateau,

You don''t have an older brother with a boat, do you?
LL
01-27-2002 10:02 AM
lawlesslexie
Female boat owner wanted

This is actually to Big Red who responded to the above.
Red, I love the way you write! You don''t live near Ohio, do you?
LL
01-15-2002 08:32 PM
BigRed56
Female boat owner wanted

Ahoy, Avast there you horney knaves ya need some attention i''ll put ya to the lash . Now pipe down and get back to you stations. I give you a warm soapy washcloth once a weeks so quit your whining and hoist sail. Theres plenty of fine trim in the ports what don''t ask yer name so buck up me laddies but your backs into it or I run you through meself . Arrh Arrh . Big Red the Pirate
01-15-2002 07:05 PM
SailorMitch
Female boat owner wanted

Dennis,

Seems to me your username ought to be ALOTDINGY. Good luck with your quest on finding that woman who doesn''t need many repairs, or was that the boat??????
01-15-2002 05:27 PM
ALITTLEDINGY
Female boat owner wanted

LOOKING 4 MIDDLE AGAD WOMAN WITH A BOAT THATS NOT IN NEED OF TO MUCH REPAIR.HOWEVER I AM HANDY.PLEASE BE IN SOUTHERN CAL AREA.
SEND PIC OF BOAT.
THANKS, DENNIS
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