Here is what all you guys and girls have to look forward to. I invite any others to throw in a couple of their's too!!
Brian
- You want how much for a hose clamp?
- What tha!?? Didn't I just fix that?!???
- Wife: "Why are you buying another screw driver? You lost the other already?"
Me: "Nope, I know exactly where it is. I just can't swim that deep."
- Me: Happy Birthday honey.
Wife: An electric head!?? I am sooo excited! Thank you!
- Taking more than a three minute shower feels so wasteful.
- Rainy days suck. Leaks suck worse.
- Feel this honey, feel it... it's a real crystal wine glass.
- Son: Dad, they have a machine that washes your dishes for you?
Me: Nope. Like a clothes washer, it is a figment of your imagination.
- 5200 does wonders for flip flops.
- Can someone explain to me how it is possible to lose something in 40 feet... and never find it again??
- You think $3.50/gallon is high for gasoline? Brother, you don't own a boat, do you?
- Having coffee in the morning is not dependent on whether you have enough coffee grounds, but whether you have enough power.
- My best shirt has only one bleach spot.
- No you can't have cereal this morning because I'm not pulling everything out of the dry storage to get to it.
- If you invite neighbors over for a drink and give them a cube of ice, they know you like them.
- When dock neighbors come over for dinner, they bring their own plates and silverware.
- Landlubbers think Osprey's are one of God's greatest creations. Live aboards think they are the demons from hell.
Brian