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03-15-2014 09:42 PM
dacap06
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

Quote:
Originally Posted by robodd View Post
Just quit bathing when you head south. By the time you get there, attacks by women shouldn't be a problem.
That brought to mind a little shanty I read somewhere a long time ago:

The sailor never shaves his beard.
He rarely bathes as well.
If there's a girl in any port,
She has no sense of smell!

Cheers,

Tom
03-14-2014 10:13 PM
capttb
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

Just a fresh coat of zinc oxide oughta do it.
03-14-2014 09:38 PM
krisscross
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

If you are lucky, you will get mauled by a 50-something California cougar with brown skin looking like my old sail cover. In that case, all the rules from Zombieland apply, especially the cardio workout, and double tap.
03-13-2014 03:20 PM
boz86
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

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Originally Posted by shananchie View Post
What, you think Blackbeard is lurking off the California coast, looking for aging 27-foot sailboats to raid?"
03-13-2014 01:46 PM
Group9
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

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Originally Posted by mad_machine View Post
that is assuming all the chicks are really chicks....
Yes, there is the law of unintended consequences.
03-13-2014 12:01 PM
MikeGuyver
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

A "Will work for food " or you could hire my ex
03-13-2014 11:39 AM
mad_machine
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

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Originally Posted by Group9 View Post
With the appropriate banana hammock.
that is assuming all the chicks are really chicks....
03-13-2014 11:21 AM
Group9
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

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Originally Posted by Selkie60 View Post
Fly a rainbow ensign.
With the appropriate banana hammock.
03-13-2014 11:19 AM
Selkie60
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

Fly a rainbow ensign.
03-13-2014 10:39 AM
Multihullgirl
Re: What kind of weapon to keep aboard my new dinghy?

Worried about chicks, eh? Take this along:

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