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10-08-2007 10:11 PM
onremlop More importantly than going overboard, at any time did you spill your beer?

It's important to keep your priorities straight.
10-08-2007 08:20 PM
CapnHand My old boss had a bad ass. One time when we were out fishing on his boat. It was really quiet and all of a sudden he let out this long ass ripping fart ending in a loud "put-put-put". Ass against an aluminum bench seat. I'm sure you all can imagine.

I said 'Give it a bit more choke Gary, you almost got it started.'

He laughed so hard he nearly fell out of the boat.
10-08-2007 08:11 PM
CapnHand A man goes to visit his doctor,
"Doc, I've got a rather embarassing problem, my farts just don't sound right,"
"Well how do they sound?" enquires the doctor.
"They make a HONDA sound"
The doctor looks puzzled, "Hmm, is there anything else I should know?"
"Well I also have a terrible boil on my arse," replies the man
The doctor looks pleased, "Thats it then. We'll lance that boil and you'll see a difference immediately,"
"Why's that then, Doc?" asks the man
"It's well known," laughs the Doctor, "Abscess makes the fart go Honda."
10-08-2007 07:57 PM
Originally Posted by CapnHand View Post
Do tell. I'll bet it's a sweet story.
Well, I've been told that when the elves don't have the gigglesh*ts, they don't produce sleigh bells, they make candycanes. The gigglesh*ts, by the way, are normally the product of the 72 hour workday at the North Pole...those elves that don't develop that nasty little condition often suffer from psychotic breaks.
I now return you to your regularly scheduled program.
10-08-2007 07:51 PM
CapnHand Do tell. I'll bet it's a sweet story.
10-08-2007 05:18 PM
DJEVANS Ahhhh Christmas..Care to know where candycanes come from???
10-08-2007 05:12 PM
PBzeer Must make it easy for the wife at Christmas though Hawg. Just get you another set of iron undies.
10-08-2007 05:10 PM
DJEVANS Osama Bin Farten
10-08-2007 05:07 PM
sailhog DJ, I don't mean to brag, but I have been accused of being responsible for 9-11 by various governments...
10-08-2007 05:07 PM
Originally Posted by sailhog View Post
It doesnt' really rate... Maybe a .5 on the 1-10 scale. I don't mean to sound hostile, but it really fills me with... RAGE, I guess is the word, when people compare their feats to mine.
Hog, you have all the markings of a megalomaniacal ass...all hail Big Chief!
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