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08-08-2003 10:39 PM
pirateofcapeann
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

BigRed

Ya know, m'' lad. You and I have got come to anchor in the same harbor one of these days. And when that day happens, we''ll turn this sorry state of sailing today upside down!

My cabin girls had to live through the same "go-to-hell" adventures and mis-adventures as does yours. They''re 16 and 18 now and I doubt they''ll ever be "normal" for it all! If they can''t change their world, well, at least I''ve given them the ability to sail and fight their way out from under it before it crushes ''em.

I’ll tell you of one time, we was coming west from the Fox Islands bound for Rockport ME. The blackest, nastiest, angriest squall I’d ever seen was closing in on us, coming out from Rockland way. I tucked the double reef, rolled up the window shade and left up the inner jib.

When I got back to the cockpit, my girl was shaking and crying in fear. I offered to run away from it, down to Mussel Ridge Channel or back into the Thoroughfare but through her choking tears she said to me:

“No Daddy, I need to go through this so I won’t be afraid of it anymore”.

Even though they do some crazy and stupid things some times, I’m still proud to know that they are the fruit of me loins!

I lift this one then, To our Cabin Girls. And when our time comes, we can rest isey down with Davey Jones knowin’ that our lot will be well taken care of up here!

PS. I like me wenches with a bit more,,, meat on their bones? You may like the J-Lo type, I guess I go more for the Jell-O ones!

Good on ya!
08-08-2003 02:20 PM
kokopelli9
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

Ahhhh...Pirate, what was I doing last weekend? Funny you ask...I was pretending to be J.Lo...


08-08-2003 01:02 PM
JohnDrake
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

HUZZAH!! HUZZAH!!

A fine tale ye weave there Pirate of Pine Island! Wo be to a lesser man, that man shall not have lived long under the spray. Huzzah to ye! A stronger or more able a pirate there never was. Ye show us how to LIVE!

HUZZAH to ye pirate!

May the gods of the briny still shine on ye.


Drake, from the deck of INVICTUS
08-08-2003 11:58 AM
Stede
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

BigRed56,

Aye, tis a fine yarn ye tells of mishap and adventure,fer sure.I''s knows whats ye mean about being layed over by dem squaws.I''ve had to smak a few in de mouth too when they woodn get offen me!
08-08-2003 11:29 AM
DuaneIsing
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

BigRed,

Thanks for sharing you pirate''s tale with us. Don''t you think that the gods were angry that a pirate such as yourself was spending time in a dandy marina like Burnt Store? Their vengeance was probably intended to take your boat and your lives, so you beat ''em pretty good, I''d say.

We''ll be joining you down in Charlotte Harbor next year. I''ll be sure to have some fine rum on board - for a fellow sailor or as pirate tribute, depending on how we get on.

I''m guessing there''ll be a marked decline in plundering and pillaging until you get your vessel sound again. And, yes, you had a much more interesting weekend than I did.

Duane

08-08-2003 10:57 AM
BigRed56
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

Ahoy me mateys, ere be de story I promised and for the rest of the crew wot''s watching be mindfull dis ere Pirate does what most fear to do and lives to tell de tale. Aye there be many a fine sailor on these boards and I be not the one to judge others motivations or commitment to sailing, I live to sail and de truth is de truth. Ere goes.....
Me 9yr old cabin girl and I left Burnt Store marina on Friday afternoon (courtesy of SEA TOW), I suspect the fine dandys at Burnt Store had had enough of dis disreputed and disheveled vessel dragging down de slip values whilist I made some repairs from me last trip into de gulf. Anchored in Charlotte Harbor a mile south for de night and completed me repairs by noon the next day. We headed due west toward Boca Grande at the mouth of Charlotte Harbor and what little breeze we had carried us into the middle of de Harbor. By 3:00 PM De typical thunderstorms from de east was sucking a nice breeze into de harbor from de gulf and when I ordered me cabin girl to square away for a bit of a blow whereupon she asked " when". "I says right about now" and fifteen seconds later we are layed over by 40 knots of squall with full sail up. De harbor turned de color of cement me cabin girl told me and we pitched about wildly as I luffed and dropped de sails, de de anchor. After about an hour of rain so hard ye couldn''t see yer feet she let up and we headed off on a broad reach in fifteen konts of breeze for the cut bewtween Pine Island and Useppa Island. For those of you dat don''t know''s it, the intercoastal on de West coast is a channel about fourty feet wide and 5-9 feet deep at MLL surrounded by flats, islands and submerged obstrustions. By de time I starts to make me course in de cut the wind was shifting to head me off and de sun which never did come back out faded from de sky altogether. I deciedes to cut inside a mark seeing de chart says I might could get away wit it. Healed over at twenty degrees me keel seemed safe enough. 100 feet from de mark she gounded on de falts and stopped. So much for cutting corners! I tells me cabin girl to make some grubb and we swim and I catches me a fine Snook and watch de tide keep going out. Bout 10 bells we be leaning 30+ degrees and me cabin girl says she can''t keep from falling outten her bunk so I tell her to sleep in me bunk on de low side and I''ll sleep on de floor. Tired and drunk I''m asleep in seconds and I be dreaming of taking a nice bubble bath with Jennifer Lopez when I wakes up at 2 bells floating in me cabin!!!! Aye I said floating!!! I tells Jennifer to get offen me and I looks for de source of me problem. (galley sink through hull tee''d into de bildge bump line is under water). So''s I pump her out and since tide was comming back in by now once the water was out de hole in me hull was above water again I goes back to me dream wit Jenny but''s I got to smack her in de mouth cause shes pouting cause I made her wait! Women!! At six Bells I finish wit me wench and me anchor (set off de stern de night before) did de trick and were floatin free and upright. So I sails all day fighing de wind and de channel markers and de rubbrnecking stinkpotters parade (and a few misbegotten foul sailors under power) , but make a good course and within sight of de Yacht Club At Cape Coral wit de wind blowing fifteen knots in the open bay I''m making for me anchorage in one last push and I hits a de only spec of an oyster bar on de chart , stops dead and as I goes back to back wind de Mizzen to crank me off ,I leans outten de boom to tighten de back haul( mizzen boom over hangs me stern by about four feet) And BANG de mizzen mast droppes literally at me side and impales itself on de bar as well!!!! I''m stunned. Standing there on the after deck I cannot at first grasp what has happened. Then I do and I''m galvanised into action I grabs be bolt cutters from de cabin and as I start to cut the sail track I gets sick to be stomach at de thought of cutting de rigging away and I''m amazed that its so hard to squeeze the cutter, mentally. Like cutting off you own finger it hurts!!!. But it had to be done. Mast cleared and back on course I make me anchorage and call it a voyage. Aye whats dat you say? No... Pirates don''t have motors . What ? No depth finders either. HUH? no check valves on through hulls ,. who needs em! What? You got to be kidding dosen''t everyone have a 9yr old cabin girl? Impossible you say? Why would I check the spars after a big blow? Wot in de hell was a gonna do about it any way? Lasted all day didn''t it? AARRGGHH I be de Pirate of Pine Island , Aye ye can laugh at me forty year old broken down vessel and me arroagance and me cruel toungue. But you got to ask yourself de real question,,,,, What did you do this weeekend?? AARRGGHHH. I thought so.
08-07-2003 08:43 PM
pirateofcapeann
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

All righty Big Red. Let''s out with it. I''ve been there, done that. Sounds like a hand grenade going off in a Renold''s Wrap factory. The power comes off ''er and you instinctively put the tiller up. You look aloft to check the trim and there''s nothing there!

The truth of it? From one pirate to another, if I wanted the truth of it, I''d call me mutha and ask what she thinks of her son! Nay! We wants the story as can only be told by the Pirate of Pine Island

Type on me laddy!

Pirate of Cape Ann
08-07-2003 02:11 PM
mikehoyt
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

Hey Pirate!

We have all missed your insight and humour on this board! Spill the beans please!

Mike
08-06-2003 06:44 AM
nauticalrich
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

Well you''ve got my interest. Wonder what happened to you. Have not heard much from you on message boards. That''s probably the reason.

Come on and be a good pirate. We need a good pirate tale. With all the rain and crap this summer we need something interesting and non boring.
08-05-2003 11:15 AM
JohnDrake
Pirate of Pine Island dismasted and nearly sunk!

arrrrrr!!! He would cork the empty bottles and the lot of them would float the boat!
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