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02-18-2011 10:03 AM
calden
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Originally Posted by chrisncate View Post
I'm telling you, a little virginal squirt to the bilge appeases Poseidon (for some sick reason).. what you wrote is impossible to achieve...
Now that is a GREAT name for a dinghy.
02-18-2011 12:47 AM
chrisncate
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Originally Posted by Boasun View Post
Not pee, but give up her virginity during the launching of your vessel. But good luck in finding one of legal age that is willing to do this for you.
I'm telling you, a little virginal squirt to the bilge appeases Poseidon (for some sick reason).. what you wrote is impossible to achieve...
02-18-2011 12:43 AM
chrisncate
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Originally Posted by calden View Post
Ha ha. That wouldn't have any connection to your avatar, would it?
Omg, that's freaking awesome..

Excellent post..
02-18-2011 12:31 AM
calden
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Originally Posted by chrisncate View Post
In lieu of a virgin sacrifice, you (in addition to many other parts of the ritual) can have a virgin pee in the bilge.

Gross, but required.
Ha ha. That wouldn't have any connection to your avatar, would it?
02-18-2011 12:16 AM
sailjunkie
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Originally Posted by sailingdog View Post
You beat me to it, SD. That article is hilarious!
02-17-2011 08:41 AM
sailingdog What you really want is John Vigor's interdenominational denaming ceremony...
02-17-2011 03:00 AM
MacGyverRI If they pee on the boat and you sacrifice them, "CSI wherever" will have DNA evidence.....

Tossing some good Rum to the 4 wind Gods, Poisiden and Neptune should probably do it!
02-16-2011 06:17 PM
dnf777 Search this forum. There are some recent threads about this, complete with the proper incantations and rum procedures. I would not take any chances with offending the gods of the sea, wind, and heavens. But if done properly, and for this reason, I'm sure they would smile upon your buddy and his boat.
02-16-2011 05:56 PM
sailingdog
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Originally Posted by DelmarRey View Post
I thought woman were bad luck on boats?
IIRC, in maritime lore, women are bad luck unless they are topless.
02-16-2011 04:25 PM
tomperanteau If she has to give up her virginity, I vote that you follow in the order of:

Ply her with Champagne
Take her virginity
Make her pee
And then sacrifice her

Much easier that way.
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