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Topic Review (Newest First)
12-21-2012 05:15 PM
carl762
Re: 'Twas the Night Before a Sailor's Christmas

Nice. Happy Holidays.
12-21-2012 07:27 AM
MARC2012
Re: 'Twas the Night Before a Sailor's Christmas

Excellent ,thanks.marc
12-20-2012 02:21 PM
Seaduction
Re: 'Twas the Night Before a Sailor's Christmas

Wonderful! Wonderful!
12-20-2012 01:10 PM
melody1204
'Twas the Night Before a Sailor's Christmas

Saw this today and LOVED it!

Twas The Night Before Sailor's Christmas

By Gerald Ewing
T’was the night before Christmas, I swung on the hook
With snowflakes a’landing, asleep with my book
When up on the deck I heard footsteps and stuff
“I’ve been boarded!” I thought, and I tried to be tough
Then down the companionway hatch came a dude
He was dressed like a nut and I thought, “I’m so screwed”
But he laughed and he hummed as he surveyed my junk
So I figured he must be the resident drunk
His eyes were lit up like a junkie on speed
But he gave me a whole bunch of stuff that I need
Like rum and cigars and new charts and a dinghy
And some kind of fancy electrical thingy
I knew it was stolen but I wasn’t telling
I just hoped he was giving and wasn’t just selling
And I poured him a grog which he downed with a wink
Then I poured one for me (Lord I needed a drink!)
Then he staggered above to the dark snowy night
As I peeked I beheld an incredible sight
Eight tiny dolphins and a beautiful sleigh
And the dude hopped aboard and prepared to make way
The dolphins were ready to power the sled
But the guy raised a genny and mains’l instead
With a burp and a chuckle he gathered the breeze
And called to the dolphins, now swimming with ease
“Hey Stalker and FEMA and Cancer and Nixon!
Or Stinky and Pepper Spray, Mason, and Dixon!
Or whatever your names are, you cute little fishes,
Here’s to every last sailor, my best Christmas wishes!”
As he sailed away leaving a wobbly wake
I hoped he had not many stops left to make
He got close to shore and he soon was aground
But the dolphins proceeded to pull him around
And I heard him exclaim as he sailed out of sight
“Merry Christmas to all, and to all a goodnight!”

 
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