"Our own actions created much of the animosity towards our country. Now we are just pissing them off even more."
I don't care if they're pissed.
I think, if they're really that pissed, then they should stop sending us their goods, and cut a check for the 15+billion in public funds we send every year (thats almost 600.00 each for every man woman and child in the US) and I'm including Israel in that figure as well, they can defend themselves quite well thank you.
That figure doesn't include any of the private pesos that individuals send.
Wanna buy an F-16 ? sorry, we're using them. It wouldn't take us long to build our own tv sets again. or decent cars.
Tell that crackpot in Venezuela that we don't need Citgo. Take Shell with ya. Sell it to China. I hear their money is good.
Medicine? sucks to be you, buy it. I have to. Don't have the funds? oh well, thems the breaks. Good luck with that aids/polio/flu/cancer thing.
Pharmacutical research lab here but you're "not from here?" awww, that sucks, its ours now. Get your own monkeys and dogs, we have pills to make.
Don't like it? too flippin' bad, turn on your TV, See those protesters telling the world just what a "devil" the U.S. is? Perhaps we should be. Heres your sign Machmoud, praise be to Allah... How come he's wearin' a Nike shirt anyway?
Yea I know you "can't buy me love" but I don't have to answer the phone with the next "help me I've fallen and I can't get up call " either. Tsunami comin'? break out the Gortons fishermans hat and hang on. Landslide? That sucks, Dad taught me not to live on the side of a mud hill.
Starving in Africa? Move out of the flippin desert pal... not much grows there. (Sam Kinison)
I think we should call in the loans, tell the world bank they get no more lincolns from us, and divide up the tab for the UN by the total number of seats and given them 2% 10 day-net 30 invoices. If they don't pay, do what any landlord here does, post a notice, give 'em three days, then put their office on the street. See-yuh, buh-bye now.
Give notice to that small man syndrome sufferin' twit in N.Korea that if he lights off one more firecracker, that he'd better put on his asbestos suit, cuz the next thing he'll hear is one of his sex slaves saying "what the fu** is that" followed by a mushroom cloud... you want nukes, heres a nuke for ya.
Close the borders? naw, just do what other countries do, if found to be illegal, be thrown in jail, asked questions in oh, whenever they get 'round to it.
told ya, don't get me started.

btw almost all of this is tongue in cheek.