Fight Club____for Sailors

[wind_magic]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Hey guys - Does anyone hate jetskiers as much as I do - they are all out to piss me off. Recently I was working hard (on a tan) in the hammock. No-one for 5nm and this noise came out of the blue, buzzed right up to the boat, swerved and splashed me.

Today We were out fishing and 8 jetski's putted quietly out a creek and 50 metres away from us in our 8' dinghy, they let rip. This is why they ban guns !!! Why??

Bo and Luke recommend explosive arrows ..

[ssneade]

why do i have to be urine?

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Hey guys - Does anyone hate jetskiers as much as I do - they are all out to piss me off. Recently I was working hard (on a tan) in the hammock. No-one for 5nm and this noise came out of the blue, buzzed right up to the boat, swerved and splashed me.

Today We were out fishing and 8 jetski's putted quietly out a creek and 50 metres away from us in our 8' dinghy, they let rip. This is why they ban guns !!! Why??

ahh, pwc's. bane of the waterways. maybe we could enlist some islamic terrorists to remedy the problem with'em......

[St Anna]

I guess ssneades idea could work - safe work practice and no one gets hurt. [except perhaps the occasional inconsiderate @#@#$#]

Smacker's gone quiet - has he grown up amd left us ?

[ssneade]

well guys, i'm probably soon to be banned for offending a moderators apprentice....

seems i posted a piece of political satire on another thread and hurt his feelings....

must'ave been really offensive....

thought it was funny, myself.....

oh well.....

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Smacker's gone quiet - has he grown up and left us?

nah, he's jus takin' a minute to clean the butta off his glasses. he swears it's a cracked lens, but i'm thinkin' different.....

[St Anna]

Obviously he looked at a damn mirror. So well done - ssneade - I guess your wife wants some time with you. Thats what Mrs Smack organised. BUT you'll be back........Oh have you sorted out those flapping things that cause trouble. I have some grief with a labour saving device which flaps about upstairs.

[painkiller]

Ssneade and St. Anna. If Smack ends up going soft, I'll look to you guys to maintain adequate levels of mayhem. Don't fail us.

[smackdaddy]

Soft? I am the Viagra of mayhem.

[St Anna]

Smacker,
I thought it was sailnet that kept you up all night.

Painkiller,
A tall order. I have just recently managed to upset not only the Americans, but also 5 billion chinese, every pit bull owner and my wife. Yet, Smacker is still the king.