Fight Club____for Sailors

[smackdaddy]

I just threw up a little bit in my mouth.

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Now guys - its all back to normal; SO
CD release yourself from that griller and run amok for a thread - We could start Tractor NET - TN....
Smackmummy - your'e a girl!
Sneade wants to sail tractors
Painkiller needs to get a life
and so do I!!

never could find a john deere with a real keel....

there's several of those bolt on lettuce leaf keel attachments, but they wilt as soon as they hit the water....

what am i doing wrong?

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Smacker
Oh Yeah!!
Dammit, you are right again.
Actually it was the name of the yacht we had when I joined SN.

CD - Try editing my posts - I dont even know what I am trying to say

with a yacht, you're too busy looking elegant to go fast.....

if ya gotta boat, now, yer workin' an entirely different field.

plow away, my friend....

[smackdaddy]

You know, I think we ought to swing the pendulum back and ALL OF US call our boats "yachts". It's kind of the anti-anti-establishment thing. And it's hilarious to think about my nasty old C27 being referred to as a "yacht". But I just love the neo-elitist ring to it.

So, just to keep everyone thoroughly miffed, I would now like you all to refer to the Smacktanic as "Smack's yacht".

Thank you for your cooperation. And good day.

BTW - sneade, that looks like a fine sailing yacht you have there. You too St.!

Pain, how's your boat?

[smackdaddy]

Okay - who are those guests that keep lookin' through the FC deadlights? I see 2 of you down there. C'mon, join up and show yerselves!

Come throw a punch in the hallowed FC ring!

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

Pain, how's your boat?

Why? Wait, what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SMACK???? HUHH???? HUUUUHHHHHH????? TELL ME, GOD DAMN YOU!!!! YOU.....KLINGON.....BASTARD!!! YOU KILLED MY SON!!! YOU...YOU MANIAC!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLL!!!!!

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by painkiller

Why? Wait, what have you done? WHAT HAVE YOU DONE, SMACK???? HUHH???? HUUUUHHHHHH????? TELL ME, GOD DAMN YOU!!!! YOU.....KLINGON.....BASTARD!!! YOU KILLED MY SON!!! YOU...YOU MANIAC!!! YOU BLEW IT UP!!!!! DAMN YOU ALL TO HELLLLLLLL!!!!!

Wait...isn't that from "Ape Trek"? Second worst movie ever, right after "21"...and "Wind".

Hey Hog - what's up?

[painkiller]

Wind was great. Too bad they all died in the end. Wait, did I just give the ending away?

Those are the worst movies you've seen? You should check out Solarbabies. Dude, PLEASE rent that and tell me how miserable it made you. I'll enjoy that greatly.

[St Anna]

Sneade my main tractor driving man.

If she looks like a house boat with a mast - you need a tractor engine. This type of boat will not get you a bevy of bikini clad chicks on board.

Add to this many Roberts, Pugh, Boden, some of the >88ton American double ended models (boat models) and quite a few backyard multihull jobs.

Is there anyone I havent insulted yet - Oh yes --- the Kiwi's. A lot of wind down there.....You know - 5 million sheep and the kiwi's are the ones adding to the greenhouse effect.

Yes, also those who dont know RATEL and say OVER & OUT...

PWC owners

Marina staff

Anyone whose head displacement is greater than their boats (or yachts as the case may be).

OK. speak to you guys soon....

CD are you still on a chain b/w comp and bbq?

[smackdaddy]

Okay. If you dare me, I'll do it. I swear I will.

How about "Anaconda"?

"Thees forum can keell you in a thoussssand waysss."