Fight Club____for Sailors

[smackdaddy]

Don't make me open a can of whip aaazzzzzzzzzzz......snore....zzzzzzz....

Anyone have some peanut butter and Lay's?

[smackdaddy]

BTW Caleb - you're the "horticultural aficionado" around here...is that really scpliff I've got growin' at my marina? The leaves have smooth edges which has me wondering if it's, like, oregano or something. I hate oregano doobies.

[CalebD]

No Smacky, there was another lady who used to post her 'herbal remedies' here who was chastised off by Cam and Sway et al. She was the true hore-to-culturist who has since been silenced. I am too lazy to find an example thread.
The plant not really under discussion should have many fingers (in Fibonacci sequence numbers) but there should not be a smooth edge to the fingers, I am too lazy to look up the correct botanical term. It is not because I have been smoking mother nature as it has been quite some time.
Oregano is best used for cooking as can be the plant we are not discussing. Brownies come to mind.
There are many varieties of each species of plant, each with its own Latinate name. I suspect that yours is: cannabis smackieye
Hope this helps.

[smackdaddy]

Sweet! I now know where my new sails are coming from! Heh-heh.

And that Fibonacci, what a nut - I wanna party with that dude.

So, do you think that in 10 years you'll be hearing young skateboarders in LA saying, "Bro, can you score me a dime bag of smackleye?"

My grandkids will be so proud.

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by painkiller

Anaconda is an Academy Award winner compared to Solarbabies. You have to watch it in its entirety and SOBER. So what I'm saying is: I dare you!!

And if that doesn't do it for you, check out Bad Taste. That's horrible in an awesome kind of way. Peter Jackson's first movie. I think his budget was $2.90.

I took your dare, Painkiller. And I just finished Solarbabies....sober...and on the clock!

Your cruelty knows no bounds does it? You heartless bastard.

Dobermans with headlights? That was agonizing. It was like the Burning Man festival on A LOT of cheap acid. The budget was like $7.5M on that thing. I think Luke Hass got $3M of that...$1.5 per ear. Heh-heh.

Anaconda was WAAAAYYYYYY better than that travesty of celluloid.

But then, of course, we now have some wonderful lines that we all have to work into our upcoming business meetings and posts on Sailnet:

"Learn to serve order - and you'll acheive a decent life grid."

"Get out you creature of filth."

"I believe this man has soiled himself. Wash him."

"Metron you should have stayed at the orphanage."

"I stink therefore I am."

"This is Greentree. He's my father."

"Plans to the Aquabunker. Alright!"

"Gentleman, this is Terminek. He can squeeze the color from a ruby, or deftly pluck the eye from a living bird. And he's been programmed to enjoy what he does."

"Say hello to Sparky."

"Oh my...hello. Is this your ball? Hmm?"

And then dialog that we all need to remember in our next run-in with heavy weather...

"What the hell is that?

It's a thundercloud. It's a real thundercloud. (giggle)

Wow. It's inspirational!

Holy oskey so that's a thunderstorm!

It's more than just a thunderstorm...the water's free again. It's free."

And finally...this classic...

"Look Bodhi is better. He's glowing."

[Cruisingdad]

Smack, you watched something Pain reccomended? Oh.... we should have never taken away the negative reps!! HEHE!

- CD

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

BTW Caleb - you're the "horticultural aficionado" around here...is that really scpliff I've got growin' at my marina? The leaves have smooth edges which has me wondering if it's, like, oregano or something. I hate oregano doobies.

danged ragweed, smack. make ya go blind. got some good $hit behind the house....

lookee here.....

[ssneade]

yeah, im'a libertarian.....

conservative libertarian.....

stoned outta my gourd conservative libertarian.....

whadaya thinka that?

[smackdaddy]

I think you need to rent "Solarbabies".

[painkiller]

BAAAAAAAAAHHH HHAH HAH HAH HAH HAH HAH!!!!!!!!! LOL LOL LOL

You should watch again just to make sure it was as bad as you remembered!!! Better yet, mail it to CD but change the label to "Saturday Night Fever".

Hey, I wonder if we can trick Giu into renting that movie...