Fight Club____for Sailors

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by ssneade

i couldn't bring myself to be called "lil' audrey" on this forum....

And a nickname is born...

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Here in Oz, we are tough and measure distances in slabs of beer, not girly 6 packs.

Now THAT'S the truth St. Give your doctor friend a g'day from me. I lived on Guadalcanal for a couple years. I might have seen St. Anna at some point. Good on them.

Yo, "L'il Audrey" you really need to pick a beefier name for the boat. Maybe "Meathammer" or "Tractor Pull".

Now...let me see about this deck plate....lefty loosey....

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

Now THAT'S the truth St. Give your doctor friend a g'day from me. I lived on Guadalcanal for a couple years. I might have seen St. Anna at some point. Good on them.

Yo, "L'il Audrey" you really need to pick a beefier name for the boat. Maybe "Meathammer" or "Tractor Pull".

Now...let me see about this deck plate....lefty loosey....

here we go with the tractor jokes again.....

the boat's little. the admiral goes by audrey. she allows i need a bigger boat, so when i upgrade she'll be christened Scott's Neade.....

looking currently at a columbia 34 mkII, (biggest freakin 34 footer i've ever seen) and an islander 32 (love the classic lines) which is an oversized version of li'l audrey....

[smackdaddy]

Aaaaa - just smackin' on ya. The new avatart does indeed say "Bad Mofo" though. Nice choice.

[St Anna]

Hey Smacker. sure could be possible. What is your boats name?

As for lil audrey, What does big Audrey say about that? Man you live dangerously - but understand your motives. What wife wouldnt be supportive of your going down to the boat if it is named after her. Smart man. Its like a cool mobile shed,[ with marinized tractor engine]

Now sneadey, its getting too easy to mess with your head. Please make it a challenge.

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Hey Smacker. sure could be possible. What is your boats name?

As for lil audrey, What does big Audrey say about that? Man you live dangerously - but understand your motives. What wife wouldnt be supportive of your going down to the boat if it is named after her. Smart man. Its like a cool mobile shed,[ with marinized tractor engine]

Now sneadey, its getting too easy to mess with your head. Please make it a challenge.

fire away boys, this is too much fun.....

admiral sayz lil' audrey's my gdmfsobin' mistress. says i think more of that damn boat than i do of her....

not true. if she told me to sink it, i'd do so in a heartbeat. i'd use the smackers method....

if i can't play, nobody around me can either. watch out for the sunami.....

[St Anna]

A good mate of mine had a stroke a few days ago. He is now determined to chuck it all in and go cruising for whatever he has left. He said he will rename his boat to ;

Sarah Bellum

Sneadey mate, I can understand what you say.

If I was a boat, I would get horny [when looking at my boat] Thats normal, isnt it guys????

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by St Anna

If I was a boat, I would get horny [when looking at my boat]

Dude - that's not a sentence. That's a Rorschach test gone horribly awry.

BTW - S/V Smacktanic is the name of my proud vessel. One of your mates, Chall, hooked me up with that name. Freakin' brilliant. Says it all.

[St Anna]

Not having any idea what a rorshach thingy is, but I can admit to being an horribly awry, opinionated, perfectionist type of people hating loner. No excuses for what I am.

So S/V Smacktanic is a little more gutsy than the T/E lil Audrey
[T/E stands for tractor engined]
Where are you Mrs Audrey's hubby?? Oh yeah its Sunday, you are stretching the friendship.

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by St Anna

Sneadey mate, I can understand what you say.

If I was a boat, I would get horny [when looking at my boat] Thats normal, isnt it guys????

part of being a sailor is having an unconditional love for your vessel. pecking order should be: god, family, boat, self...

being as vessels are classified as she's, that would make you gay, anna. but that's alright, i'm a little boat queer myself. i look at some of the old classics, i absolutely adore the s&s hulls, and get a brief sensation that everything's fine in the world. now that's strange.....

you don't sail if you don't love and respect the boat.....

no wind again today. think i'll move to oklahoma......