Fight Club____for Sailors

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by ssneade

we're sorry, smack. an upstanding urbanite such as yourself probably don't understand the concept of mass food production. that stuff in your local grocer had to come from somewhere. it's not grown back in the warehouse.....

sit down and cross your legs. relax. think only happy thoughts. when you have finally cleared the anxiety from fight club from your mind, then and only then will you be ready to become one with the tractor. think back to your childhood. do you remember the toy tractor you got for your fourth birthday? imagine you are on that tractor, and that you were plowing the field. the air around you is sweet and full of song from the birds playing in the hedgerow. at the fear end of the field near the meadow, deer are grazing on the newly sprouted spring grass. suddenly lil' audrey rises from a dry ditch with a .270 winchester and pops the largest one just behind the shoulderblade, exploding his heart and dropping him on the spot.....

sorry I missed this post. I was putting a new basket on my vespa. Okay I'll sit down and meditate about deer murder. Ahm....where should I set my man bag?

[wind_magic]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

sorry I missed this post. I was putting a new basket on my vespa. Okay I'll sit down and meditate about deer murder. Ahm....where should I set my man bag?

It's okay Smack, you can get yourself one of these anchors and drag it all around the anchorage and pretend.

[smackdaddy]

Thanks for steering back on course Wind. Nicely played.

[painkiller]

My father-in-law has one of these. He breaks it out once a year to plow his 20'x20' garden, gives the neighborhood kids a ride, and then puts it back into the shed that he built for it.

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

I'm so embarrassed.

Fart in church again?

[smackdaddy]

That's not embarrassing. That's funny! You know you've hit a home run when you see the nuns' shoulders shaking.

[painkiller]

Originally Posted by smackdaddy

That's not embarrassing. That's funny! You know you've hit a home run when you see the nuns' shoulders shaking.

Oh, man. You're absolutely right. And for farting in church, you have to go Catholic mass. Wooden pews reverberate far better than those plush seats favored by Baptists.

[wind_magic]

Originally Posted by painkiller

My father-in-law has one of these. He breaks it out once a year to plow his 20'x20' garden, gives the neighborhood kids a ride, and then puts it back into the shed that he built for it.

Seems like a lot of trouble to go to for a piece of yellow rope. How does he give kids a ride on that, make it into a tree swing ?

[CalebD]

Our 42 year old flat head A4 engine seems to be chugging along nicely thank you. No hay rides though.
If you want sea grass we have that in spades.
(Where are my meds?)

[ssneade]

Originally Posted by painkiller

My father-in-law has one of these. He breaks it out once a year to plow his 20'x20' garden, gives the neighborhood kids a ride, and then puts it back into the shed that he built for it.

is that an "H" or a super"H"?