Fight Club____for Sailors - Page 552

St Anna · #**5511** (**permalink**) 10-20-2009

Sailor goirl (thats my New York impersonaltion) Dont start on left brained beurocrats (??) Thats why we go cruising - to get away from arrogant, brainless idiots.

Oh and dont share a small space with relatives, esp. female relatives. Its fraught with danger.

smackdaddy · #**5512** (**permalink**) 10-20-2009

Maybe you should tell her you guys almost blow up the boat every few days. Then maybe she'll reconsider.

She sounds like a cool kid. The South Pacific is a pretty nice place to hang out for a while.

sailorgirl60 · #**5513** (**permalink**) 10-21-2009

we would never INTENTIONALLY blow the boat up...

St Anna · #**5514** (**permalink**) 10-22-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailorgirl60

we would never INTENTIONALLY blow the boat up...

This has to be the best comment I have read around here.

sailorgirl60 · #**5515** (**permalink**) 10-22-2009

In days of old
When knights were bold
And journey'd from thier castles
Trusted men were left behind
Knights needed not them hassles
They helped themselves
To pig and peach
And drank from King's own chalise
Ah, it was a stirring sight
These Gypsies in the Palace...

Let all take our clothes off
and form a conga line....

1st Mate
s/v Gypsy Palace

St Anna · #**5516** (**permalink**) 10-22-2009

Quote:

Originally Posted by sailorgirl60

Let all take our clothes off
and form a conga line....

1st Mate
s/v Gypsy Palace

Ah. We are seeing the chinks in the armor [ chinks , not chicks in armor - for smackers benefit and I'm not being racist either-jeez]

Now in our Conga line, we must chant,gregorian fashion and hop in step. A sight to behold. Tour operators will bring Japanese with 1000's of cameras past the Gypsy Palace.

But; Sailor Girl, A prodigal daughter may cramp your style.....or does she have a gypsy's dark hair and wild eyes?

painkiller · #**5517** (**permalink**) 10-22-2009

*painkiller reads the last two posts, shakes his head, swigs the last of his scotch, logs off *

St Anna · #**5518** (**permalink**) 10-22-2009

Hey SG, even Pain killer is stumped (thats is a cricket term!)

And; what happens to the conga line once it has reached a full moonlight circumnavigation of the Gypsy Palace - Does someone light a match and the gas leak go up?

smackdaddy · #**5519** (**permalink**) 10-22-2009

Holy crap - I leave for one freakin' day and when I get back there's a bunch of knights and naked people doing the conga knee deep in pigs and peaches!

What a bunch of freaks.

Like it.

painkiller · #**5520** (**permalink**) 10-22-2009