Fight Club____for Sailors

[painkiller]

I learned about gloves during a race when I tried to save an errant spinnaker by grabbing its un-snubbed sheet. ZIP! went the sheet and I had a nice burn on my palm. That was day one of a three day regatta and the salt water kept that burn irritated all weekend.

[sailorgirl60]

Originally Posted by knothead

If you use a winch handle, you're not cruising, you're racing.

Hmmmm, I believe that was the winch handle I was using on Thursday when it was blowin' 22-25kts, the rail was in the water and I needed to tighten up.

I don't remember any marks to make or kevlar sails....I guess my brut strenght just ain't cuttin' it, I am JUST a sailor GIRL...


Hey Knot- do you sail a sunfish?

[CalebD]

Originally Posted by sailorgirl60

Hey Knot- do you sail a sunfish?

+1 sailorgirl

I'm not so sure about Knotty but I sure do.

[knothead]

Originally Posted by sailorgirl60

Hmmmm, I believe that was the winch handle I was using on Thursday when it was blowin' 22-25kts, the rail was in the water and I needed to tighten up.

I don't remember any marks to make or kevlar sails....I guess my brut strenght just ain't cuttin' it, I am JUST a sailor GIRL...


Hey Knot- do you sail a sunfish?

Well, if you weren't in such an all-fired-hurry, you could just luff up, haul in and then fall off again. You...you...racer you.

And no, I don't sail a Sunfish, I eat em.

[sailorgirl60]

[QUOTE=knothead;535161 if you weren't in such an all-fired-hurry[/QUOTE]

Gypsy Palace needed to gallop...I just can't say no...I do spoil her

It's all my fault..

Poetry anyone? I fired my canvas guy Friday.


Long ago, I hired a guy

To bulid me a canvas dodger & fly

I agreed to a price & I gave him my money

Now month's have gone by & he think's it's funny

We had a Nor'easter & it rained in my boat

As soon as I catch him, I'm grabbing his throat

I'll squeeze out the bllsht & all of the lies

I'll torture his ass, until he complies

I want my canvass & I want it now

If I don't get it- you're going down

Beneath the sailboat-across the keel

Believe me my friend, I'll make you squeal

Get down here soon & work on my boat

Don't be a fool- don't think I won't


He's a talented guy with no business sense or organization-an artist of sorts, sorry man, winter's here, I'm not freezing cuz you're lazy......FC is going to reduce my therapy bill NEXT THING YA KNOW I'LL BE OFF MY MEDS

[CharlieCobra]

So, FC has acquired a pair of characters, cool.

[smackdaddy]

Originally Posted by CharlieCobra

So, FC has acquired a pair.

There. Fixed it.

[sailorgirl60]

Today I'm sporting the lovely purfume "Bildge Rat"

made from only the finest
metal polishes
teak oils
bleach
and a hint Tide, for freshness

A scent only a sailor could love on his woman


FC ALERT; Does anyone detect estrogen????????????FK!

[St Anna]

Originally Posted by sailorgirl60

I am JUST a sailor GIRL...

You all are!!!!!

Dear Knotty,Pain, Smacker and Caleb. Let us know when you sail a real yacht - like sailorgirl does...

[painkiller]

By "real yacht", do you mean "fire hazard"? Sailorgirl has enough accelerants in that bucket to ignite it with a warm thought.