Fight Club____for Sailors - Page 561

smackdaddy · #**5601** (**permalink**) 10-31-2009

So here I sit on Halloween. Sailing SinCity - and waiting for those wee bastards to knock on my door. I just yell like a madman and throw licorice at them. Works every time.

Jeez, I love this occulted holiday.

Now, before you start thinking I'm just a lonely old git that sits alone in his house during holidays...I'm actually going to a serious booty shake in about 30 minutes. Well, okay, maybe it's actually a family party with the kids. But I'll be damned if I don't shake my own booty...just to see the look on everyone's faces.

Happy Hallow's Eve ya FC bastards!

St Anna · #**5602** (**permalink**) 10-31-2009

You scare the hell outa me smacker - And I havent seen you.

So 30 minutes - do you have to psyche yourself into a booty shake or is there a battery model called a Smacker B.O.B.S [Battery operated Booty Shaker]

All sounds like another self inflicted Pain [ sorry cam - BTW is it a mutliple person, one personality syndrome ?]

painkiller · #**5603** (**permalink**) 10-31-2009

We had a post-trick-or-treat party here in the neighborhood and one of our neighbors whipped out some Brazilian cachaça. Excellent stuff! It's sugar-cane based, but it tastes to me like tequila with a sweetish rum finish. I'm still feeling its effects.

ssneade · #**5604** (**permalink**) 11-01-2009

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Originally Posted by St Anna

You scare the hell outa me smacker - And I havent seen you.

So 30 minutes - do you have to psyche yourself into a booty shake or is there a battery model called a Smacker B.O.B.S [Battery operated Booty Shaker]

All sounds like another self inflicted Pain [ sorry cam - BTW is it a mutliple person, one personality syndrome ?]

sure you've seen him. he's the guy with the butta on his glasses......

Paranoid
Anal
Irritible
Neurosis
that about sums it up for the killer......

ssneade · #**5605** (**permalink**) 11-01-2009

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Originally Posted by painkiller

Yeah, man. I still use them winch handles. That preserves my strength to crack open the brewskies. Whatsamatta? Is your tractor giving you fits?

no, but that's what i tell my engine so it doesn't act up. and that's more than an idle threat, that's a running promise ....

ssneade · #**5606** (**permalink**) 11-01-2009

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Originally Posted by St Anna

You use an engine in that tupperware POS? And it needs persuasion?
What a pain (sorry pain not you this time)

at least my keel's not glued and screwed to the bottom of my boat. i hear that's a defense mechanism for a lot of sailors. when they see a boat with a real keel bearing down on'em, they can break their fin keel off, and run like hell to shoal water. and later, when they get bact to port, they can just glue on another one........

sounds cheesy and cheap, but y'all sail what ever ya want. hope i didn't give y'all a complex. i just don't have much faith in a boat that has "check keel bolts" anywhere in the maintenance procedure. i won't deal well with things falling from the bottom of my boat. ya might say I'd come unglued.........

ssneade · #**5607** (**permalink**) 11-01-2009

fresh off a two week ban, and i already want to personally attack people in the political threads. gosh, it's like an uncontrollable urge, a hunger, a blood lust, a killing frenzy building inside me (heavy breathing, much drooling)........

now, i use a twelve step program to keep me from drinking, and has worked fine for near four years, whatcha got for this problem, bill w?..........

ssneade · #**5608** (**permalink**) 11-01-2009

first time in my fourty nine years "trick or treating" was a rain shortened event.....

broke my youngest sons heart. hell, he still gotta lot of candy. don't understand all the fuss......

i was a zombie. a restless, irritible, discontented, wet and cold zombie......

not a drink to warm my bones, nor a political thread poster to be had so i could eat their brains. sucks to be a zombie.......

oh yeah, don't forget to set yer clocks back......

Mauryd · #**5609** (**permalink**) 11-01-2009

Hello my prettys,

Did ya miss me? I caught up on the back posts. Welcome back Messick...Um, errr....Sneade I mean. Lol.

How's everything in the zoo?? I see nobody has kiled anyone yet.

How lovely.

Well, we put our boat, the "Special K" away Thursday. Nice day. 50+ degrees and no rain. Got the skirt off the bottom. Totaly scrubbed the bottom and topside and put her away. Very sad. I hate fall except for deer hunting.

Maury

St Anna · #**5610** (**permalink**) 11-01-2009

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Originally Posted by Mauryd

Hello my prettys,

I hate fall except for deer hunting.

Maury

Not as much as the peppered ground all around the poor deer. Hopefully a lost but nonetheless stuffed duck hunter may grace your wall.

Its FC, Hey Maury.